George Clooney Tops Bachelor Poll

George Clooney is top of Hollywood’s bachelor poll……

George beat out many younger stars to top the list compiled by US news show, The Insider.

Here is the top 10 list of Hollywood’s bachelors.

1. George Clooney
2. Leonardo DiCaprio
3. Matthew McConaughey
4. Ryan Seacrest
5. Vince Vaughn
6. Jamie Foxx
7. Owen Wilson
8. Orlando Bloom
9. Bruce Willis
10. John Mayer

Now, before all you ladies start swooning, there is a reason many on this list are bachelors.

Can you guess what it is???

Clooney & Larson Relationship a Publicity Stunt?

This is a surprise… not!

A source claims that the relationship between George Clooney and Sarah Larson was little more than a publicity stunt, with the Ocean’s 13 star allowing his young beau to “do interviews and some modeling” in order to “get her a career” before the big split.

During the very publicised affair, Larson also managed to buy herself a set of silicon breasts, and is now looking at posing topless in Playboy to show them off. And it’s all thanks to Georgie-Boy!

The source also claims that during his relationship with Larson, Clooney was also “secretly dating” a woman in her mid-30’s — someone he’s allegedly still dating.

A rep for Clooney has denied the rumour, stating from the actor’s vacation house in Lake Como: “How does one as public as George secretly date anyone?”

How indeed?

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Clooney’s Ex Larson to Pose for Playboy?

He may have dumped her for her fake breasts, but if the rumours are true, Clooney (and the rest of the world’s male population) are about to be treated with a topless Playboy spread of Sarah Larson.

Friends of the model have revealed that Larson is so happy with her breast implants that she wants to flaunt them, and is considering doing a topless centerfold for Playboy magazine.

“She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy,” a source said.

No doubt this would get up Clooney’s nose, as he allegedly dropped the young model because he doesn’t date “fake” women. Yeah, like that mop of his isn’t fake!

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Clooney – Pack Your Bags And Get Out!

Good guy George Clooney’s image has taken a bit of a battering. It seems his split with bar girl Sara Larson was not exactly done delicately.

FOX News claims that Sara was given no notice and was asked to pack her bags and leave immediately. Sara is devastated, because, for some reason, she thought they were going to get married.

I guess she just didn’t provide enough cover.

George Clooney Dumps Sarah Larson

Gee this is surprising… only joking.

According to InTouch, George Clooney has dumped his cocktail waitress Sarah Larson. George, being the good guy that he is, didn’t even wait around to help her move her gear, instead he moved out himself, while she got all her gear out of his pad.

Nice touch George.

“George is relieved to be single again,” says an insider. “He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her.” As In Touch previously reported, George, 47, and Sarah struggled to make their relationship work because of their different backgrounds. “The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down,” explains the insider. George’s rep told In Touch: “I can only confirm that we have never commented on George’s personal life.”

Now George can go back to being a confirmed bachelor, doing the kind of stuff that all confirmed bachelors do.

Quote of the Day: Clooney Propositioned by Roseanne

“I worked on her first series, and when I met her she said, ‘You’re really good looking, why don’t you take me out behind the stage and make me stink.’”

– Larger-than-life actress Roseanne Barr’s memorable first words to George Clooney.

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George Clooney Hates Kids

George Clooney has revealed that seeing Brad Pitt with all his kids has just reinforced why he doesn’t want any.

“Even one kid running around my villa makes me nervous, so I’m definitely not a candidate for father of the year!

“If I need to surround myself with children and feel like I have this big extended family, I can always call Brad and Angie and ask them to stay with me, just to remind me why I’m so happy without.”

Clooney also said he is not in a hurry to invite Pitt’s kids to his Italian villa, as he has no room for them all.

“I really don’t have enough space for all their children. Also, Brad and Angelina need a security deal of about 20 guys wearing dark suits and carrying walkie-talkies, and that tends to attract attention.”

Clooney Told To Ditch The Bitch

Apparently someone doesn’t think a lot of George’s latest beard girlfriend, Sarah Larson, leaving a not too nice message on George’s voice mail.

“Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you’re sorry!”

George played the message in front of Larson to Ian Parker from New Yorker magazine.

“Before you’re sorry’?” a surprised Larson parrots, before bitching about all the gossip about her and Clooney.

“They say that I’m a stripper. There’s a ton of stuff about that. I’ve never been a stripper. You know, just because I’m from Las Vegas, I must be a stripper. Because I’m a cocktail server, that means I’m an escort.”

No honey, I am sure what they really mean is you got lucky!

Clooney used his rent-a-cop chauffeur, to trace the caller’s number, which turned out to be a pre-paid cellphone. He tried to find out if the caller had paid by credit card, without success.