Naomi Campbell Free To Beat Again

Superbitch Supermodel Naomi Campbell has settled the lawsuit brought against her by her former maid.

Gaby Gibson had accused the notoriously aggressive Campbell of being a violent super bigot and hitting her when she couldn’t find a pair of the bitch’s britches.

Gibson also accused Campbell of poking fun at her broken English, by calling her a bad Romanian and stupid and yelling that she was not in the Third World anymore.

The suit also claims that Campbell showed little contrition by posing in a designer shirt that said, “Naomi hit me” on the front and “I love it” on the back.

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Lindsay Offered Free Blonde Mink

A New York club owner who’s pro-Lohan has offered to settle the unfortunate mess made by the ’stolen mink coat’ debacle, and is even willing to throw a free mink into the deal!

John Englebert, owner of NYC hotspots Prime and Suzie Wong, is disgusted at the “spoilt brat” behaviour of Masha Markova (the ’stolen’ mink’s rich owner) and wants to help Lindsay out by settling the lawsuit Markova has slapped on the Mean Girls star.

As well as fixing up the suit, Englebert is prepared to give Lohan a brand new $11,000 blonde mink coat – just like the one she allegedly took by mistake – for free!

How could LiLo say no to that?

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