While Madge Is Away A-Rod Plays

Madonna doesn’t trust her new male play buddy too much, getting her friends to keep him on a tight leash while she is away.

The only problem is, it doesn’t seem to be working too well, with Alex doing some serious flirting with Kate Hudson at Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami on Friday night.

As the night wore on, Vadge’s security of gal pals managed to keep the Miami locals from getting too close to Rodriguez, but they could do little about Kate Hudson, who had her arms wrapped around his waist and continually pulled him back toward her whenever he leaned over to talk with someone else.

So is Vadge losing out to younger chicks?

I think the writing is on the wrinkly wall so to speak.

Matthew McConaughey Parties For Fatherhood

Matthew McConaughey is taking his impending fatherhood very seriously, getting in some serious drinking and partying prior to his girlfriend giving birth next month.

Rush & Molloy report that Matt had to be helped out of a Nicaraguan bar the other night after spending the night on the tiles, trying to chat up chicks.

Matty had gone there to surf, but ended up at a cantina called the Iguana in San Juan Del Sur, before retiring to sleep it off in a ditch.

Classy.

Matty must have had a good time there, because after his nap in the ditch, he returned to the Iguana the next night for more of the same.

“A female patron, who gave her name as Amber Poe, says he laid his considerable charm on her and her roommate — but lost his cool when he couldn’t find his flip-flops. “He stood on a table, screaming in broken Spanish, ‘I’ve lost my flip-flops,’” says Poe.

When he realized one lady was taking pictures of his antics, a heavy-lidded McConaughey grabbed her camera, says Poe. Later, she says, he tried to kiss her.

McConaughey denies any untoward advances but admits imbibing. “Drunk?” he told us via e-mail. “Absolutely. Nicaragua is a beautiful place, epic waves, the best surfing I have ever been on. And yes, I’m STILL looking for my left flip-flop. So if anyone finds it floating around down there (it has 6:22 stitched into the side), please send it my way. There is a reward.”

I know plenty of blokes who prepare for childbirth the same way, it is pretty much a tradition.