Eva Longoria: “I’m Fat, Not Pregnant!”

Despite reports that she and hubby Tony Parker are having a baby, Eva Longoria insists that she’s not pregnant, and that her apparent weight gain isn’t a baby belly, it’s just fat.

The Desperate Housewives actress denied the pregnancy rumours on a French television show, explaining that her stomach had been growing of late because she was “packing on the pounds.”

Funny… she didn’t look very “fat” at the 9 film premiere in Paris earlier in the week.

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Eva Longoria in Wax

Eva Longoria is the latest celebrity to be immortalised in wax at the Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum… JUST KIDDING!!

But seriously, her new Desperate Housewives promo shots look so fake that you’d swear you were looking at a wax model, and not an acutal person.

Maybe that was the look the execs behind the hit show wanted?

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Caption This: Eva Longoria’s Hydrant Fetish

A fire hydrant seemed as good a place as any to ____________________.

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Cannes Film Festival Mega-Post!

The Cannes Film Festival never fails to bring out the stars, and this year, Australia’s Cate Blanchett and US actresses Eva Longoria and Natalie Portman were out in force, parading down the red carpet in their jewel-coloured gowns.

To catch all the glamour of this year’s festival, follow the jump.

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