John Cleese Dumps Barbie

Just days after reporting about John Cleeses squeeze and how she lied about her age, come reports that he has given her the big elbow out of his life.

It seems John was not too happy about Barb giving out too much information about his package and calling him a fossil.

As soon as Cleese heard the interview, he called off their 3 month relationship.

Obviously cashing in on any publicity she can get, Orr reveals:

“John called me. He was absolutely furious and he just broke up with me. He doesn’t even want to talk about it.

“He said in 43 years of being famous no one had ever done anything like this to him.”

Barbie is also dismayed that he will no longer return her phonecalls and goes on to say:

“He’s upset, I’m upset. It’s awful.

I am a good, caring person, who does work for charity and looks after animals. I do not deserve this!”

Well that does it then, you must be an absolute saint. I mean, if you look after animals, well, what more if their to say about the quality of the person.

Aniston Dumped Mayer, Says Source

When the news first broke that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer had called it quits, it was assumed that the promiscuous Mayer was the one who did the “dumping”. But a source close to Aniston and her good pal, Courtney Cox Arquette, has revealed that it was in fact Aniston who sent Mayer packing.

“[It was] Jen who decided to move on,” the source said. “She is very fond of John and has thought he might be the one. She finds him funny, sexy and very talented… Plus he understands all the aspects of living in a fishbowl. But in the final analysis, she just got tired of his roving eye.”

And she was warned, too. Mayer’s former flame, Jessica Simpson, gave Aniston a firm warning about his “roving eye” when she and the musician first started dating. Looks like she finally saw the truth in Simpson’s words.

The source added that Aniston had given Mayer a “three strikes and you’re out” ultimatum, and after hearing about his multiple flings with a cocktail waitress, a promoter’s assistant, and a groupie, the former Friends star decided that enough was enough.

“Above everything else, Jennifer is looking for stability and loyalty in a relationship,” the source said. “She still is hurting from losing Brad [Pitt] to Angelina [Jolie] – even after all this time.”

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John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston Split

Well, we knew this was coming!

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have split, according to People. The magazine claims that “multiple sources” confirmed that 30-year-old Mayer dumped Aniston, because he just wasn’t ready for committment.

“They had a great time together but they are just in different places in their lives right now,” a source close to the couple said.

A pal of Mayer added that just because he and Aniston had split, it didn’t rule out a future reconciliation. “He never ends things with a clean slate,” the friend said. “He likes to dwell on these relationships and sort everything out before saying goodbye for good.”

According to U.K.’s Mirror, the couple had previously agreed to spend some time apart, but decided to go their separate ways earlier this week.

Both Mayer’s and Aniston’s reps have refused to comment on the split.

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Miller Dumps Jealous Ifans

The love affair between British actors Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans is over, with multiple sources claiming Miller dumped her 39-year-old beau because of his “jealous and mistrusting ways”.

According to one source, the Alfie star broke up with Ifans over the phone from Prague last weekend, citing their “long-distance relationship” as the reason for the split. However, a pal of Miller’s insists Ifans was really dumped because he’d questioned Sienna’s faithfulness in recent times, and the long-distance issue was just a cover for the media.

“When they are together they get along so well, but she couldn’t cope with his jealousy,” a source told Britain’s The Sun newspaper.

The last straw came for Miller when she caught Ifans “going through her text messages”. Apparently, the Notting Hill star was certain his blonde girlfriend was hooking up with her former flame and Edge Of Love co-star Matthew Rhys, and wanted to find the proof in order to put truth in his accusations.

A pal of Miller’s revealed that the 26-year-old actress had admitted to Ifans that she’d been seeing Rhys “regularly” in recent months, but denied she was having an affair with the Welsh actor.

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Clooney – Pack Your Bags And Get Out!

Good guy George Clooney’s image has taken a bit of a battering. It seems his split with bar girl Sara Larson was not exactly done delicately.

FOX News claims that Sara was given no notice and was asked to pack her bags and leave immediately. Sara is devastated, because, for some reason, she thought they were going to get married.

I guess she just didn’t provide enough cover.

Nicole Kidman Dumped By Chanel

Nicole Kidman’s time in the sun may be just about up!

The Oscar-winning actress has been dumped by fragrance giant Chanel, in favour of a much younger (and more talented) Audrey Tatou (29), from Amelie fame.

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