Nick Hogan Not Liking Jail

Friends say that poor pampered Nick Hogan is not doing well in jail.

“Nick’s doing really bad. He’s struggling to even form a sentence,” one friend said. “They have him in a cell by himself, isolated from the general population, because of threats. He didn’t understand how awful jail really is until now.”

Nick has developed a strange rash around his mouth and is complaining of having a sore ass and having to answer to ‘bitch’ – Nah, not really, I just made that last bit up….

But really, he’s struggling to form a sentence? Please.

I can sense a transfer or early release plea coming up, stay tuned.

Oh, if you want to help Nick out by sending him packages of KY, contact Hogan’s PR company.