The Hoff Needs Your Help

The Hoff is looking for love in all the wrong places, plus, he really needs some help to update his technique.

While appearing as a judge on America’s Got Talent, The Hoff uses his time to scan the audience looking for attractive booty. If he finds something he likes, he sends his assistant out to arrange a meeting.

Using the same old technique that stars have used for decades, the assistant recently went up to a woman in the audience and gave her a signed pic of The Hoff with a message on the back saying he wanted to meet her, along with his assistant’s phone number, and the name of the hotel they were staying at.

She was obviously made of stern stuff this lady, as she turned him down.

So come on all you female Hoff fans, give the big guy a break, take the initiative and reach out to him. Leave a comment on why you want to date The Hoff.