Brendan Fraser’s A Scab-Ass

Brendan Fraser is reportedly a scab-ass.

Apparently the Mummy star bought thousands of dollars worth of designer clothes for an event and straight after he had worn them, had a rush dry-cleaning job done on them, so that he could return them and get his money back.

Brendan even went as far as putting the tags back on so they’d look all sparkly and new.

Fraser had his assistant call down and arrange a 2:30am laundry pick up, so the clothes would be ready to return to the store first thing next morning.

Now that is scabby…

Perez Hilton Flogging Clothes

Perez Hilton continues to move further away from his blogging roots and following in the well worn footsteps of such ’stars’ as Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad, by flogging a line Perez rags and other crap.

His line will be available from June 6, with prices ranging from $1.75 to $46, and will include products like Gossip Gangster Flip Flops, Perezcious Pink and Purple Lip Gloss and P-Nasty Shades.

Hilton, who dubiously claims his site is more popular than MySpace among women aged 18-25, says the success has encouraged him to look beyond the boundaries of cyberspace.

“I talk about clothes all the time on my website. I have a good eye for what’s hot and what’s not.”

Obviously except for anything he wears.

After this glowing review, I think I should hit him up for some sponsorship dollars…..