Posh Cleavage

Victoria Beckham showed the youngsters (like Hayden Panettiere) just how a cleavage flash is supposed to work, popping out her siliconed puppies at the Allure Magazine Cover Party in Hollywood.

For an old, plasticised chook, she sure looks good.

And I’m still loving that hair.

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Heather Mills Fixes Wonky Boobs

Heather Mills has gone under the knife for a third time in order to fix her “wonky” cleavage.

The former Mrs. McCartney opted for a third trip to the plastic surgeons after she received “a series of comments” about her “wonky” boobs.

A source explained: “Heather was a model before she met Paul and she wants to make sure she still looks good.

“She has spoken about having surgery before, it’s something she’s pretty comfortable with.”

The first time Mills went under the knife, in her early 20s, was for a breast reduction, and in 2003 (after the birth of her daughter Beatrice), she had a breast lift, resulting in an uneven cleavage.

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