Pitt to Kutcher: “Don’t Take Pictures of Your Wife’s Butt!”

Brad Pitt has spoken out against Ashton Kutcher’s rather inorthadox Twitter antics in the latest issue of Wired magazine, declaring that posting pictures of your better half’s butt is just not acceptable.

“Don’t take a picture of your wife’s butt. That’s silly,” Pitt said of Kutcher’s recent Twitter post, in which the Punk’d star Tweeted a shot of wife Demi Moore’s bikini-ed behind for his million or so followers to see.

However, Pitt had no problems with his fellow actor posting pictures of other women’s rear ends.

“Take pictures of other people’s wives’ butts,” Pitt instructed.

While Pitt had issues with Tweets about certain parts of the female anatomy, he had no qualms about Tweeting whilst on the can; however, he admitted that if you were going to do that, you had to be careful.

“Just be sure you don’t hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter,” he added. “Trust me, you don’t want those followers.”

Sounds like ol’ Brad’s speaking from experience there.

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Kardashian Wants to Lose Some Junk in the Trunk

Kim Kardashian is desperate to lose some weight… from her infamously enormous butt!

The curvaceous reality star is so sick and tired of the paparazzi’s obsession with her larger-than-life rear end that she’s decided it’s time she went down a “cheek-size” or two.

“I love that I’m curvy, but I’m on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt,” Kardashian, 27, told Radar magazine. “I’m just so over it! When you’re posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, ‘Turn around! Turn around!’ – it gets a little offensive.”

Something that was equally as offensive as the paparazzi was former BFF Paris Hilton’s remark from earlier in the year. The Parisite blasted Kardashian’s bootylicious behind, saying that it reminded her of “cottage cheese inside a big trash bad.”

“Wasn’t that nasty?” Kardashian asked of the comment. “She called and apologised, and I accepted her apology. She said she was joking. I kind of laugh it off, like, ‘You know, I’ve never denied having cellulite.’”

“Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion,” Kardashian added. “If [Paris] thinks my butt looks like that, I don’t really care. At least I have a butt.”

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Kim Kardashian’s Butt Is Getting Bigger

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Kim Kardashian And Clan At Pure Nightclub

Kim Kardashian, mum and the girls celebrated Khloe Kardashian’s birthday at Pure Nightclub on the weekend.

Of course, there wouldn’t be much point to a Kim Kardashian photo without her her butt stealing the show.

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Does Kate Beckinsale’s Butt Look Big in This?

Any normal person would say, no, her butt doesn’t look big in this picture.

Kate Beckinsale disagrees.

Producers on her new film Whiteout have been forced to hire a “£1,000-a-day” body double, because Beckinsale “loathes” her behind so much that she’s refused to show it on camera!

A source on set explained: “Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body.

“The script called for her character to be filmed nude in a shower, focusing in on her bottom and thighs. Kate insisted on a double being hired. She was quite open on the set about not liking her body and said she particularly loathed her bottom and was not comfortable baring it.”

Last week, a casting call went out on a Hollywood casting site, searching for a nude double who is “5ft 8in, brunette, and weighing just under 9st.” The request added: “It’s a shower scene so there is no intimacy.”

The nude scenes are supposed to begin shooting tomorrow.

While the producers were the ones to put out the call, the source revealed that Kate will have the final say on who will play her ass in the film.

“Kate just didn’t want to show her bottom, even though everyone on the set was saying how good it looks in jeans,” the source added. “She said she couldn’t face the thought of seeing her butt up on a big screen. She will have the final veto over who stands in for her.”

In the film, which is set for release later this year, Kate plays a U.S. marshal tracking a serial killer in Antarctica.

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The Ultimate Jessica Biel Booty Post

I have decided to make today, Jessica Biel appreciation day. In light of this, I have made a little video composition of some of Jessica’s finer assets.

Before you get to that, follow the link to see some pics to give you a taste. Read more

Jennifer Aniston’s Butt Still Looks Good In A Bikini

What better way to start off your Monday then with some pics of Jennifer Aniston in a bikini.

Enough said, click the link to see more. Read more

7 Tightest Celebrity Booty

Inspired by my post on the 7 Biggest Celebrity Booty, I thought it worth doing a post on the less ample assed celebrities.

So without further ado, I present the 7 Tightest Celebrity Booty. Read more

Mena Suvari’s Booty Is Fine

Mena Suvari might not have the most ample chest, but she certainly makes up for it with a nice tight booty. Read more