Oprah Loves Kate’s Boobs

Oprah Winfrey certainly has a thing for Kate Winslet’s breasts, telling the Kate on her show:

“I love the fact that you have real breasts, ’cause in all the breast scenes, your breasts do what real breasts do.”

“There’s that wonderful thing, you know, if you are a woman, you’re lying on your back, your breasts they go to – they part – but if you look at a woman with not real breasts, their breasts are sticking straight up,” she told the actress, who won two Golden Globes Sunday. “That’s how you know. God bless your real breasts!”

I think someone has been pressing the pause button on the DVD way too often!

Brigitte Nielsen Wants To Do Playboy Again

Amazonian Brigitte Nielsen, who’s claim to fame was being the one-time shag of Sylvester Stallone, wants to appear, baring all in Playboy magazine again, 20 years after her last appearance.

44 year old Brigitte is looking pretty hammered now, so she said she will get some surgery to enhance her enhancements prior to getting her gear off. She plasn to have a face lift, as well as a boob lift and reduction. Says Brigitte:

“I wanna look up and say, `Oh, I like myself. I don’t like my lines… I’m gonna do the boobs; I’m gonna lift them and be a bit more discreet and then I will do Playboy. Twenty years ago, I did the cover of Playboy… I wanna do Playboy December this year. I’m gonna be 45.”

Gee, I can’t wait….. NOT.

Why not just release a sex tape like everyone else does for publicity?