Brad Pitt has spoken out against Ashton Kutcher’s rather inorthadox Twitter antics in the latest issue of Wired magazine, declaring that posting pictures of your better half’s butt is just not acceptable.

“Don’t take a picture of your wife’s butt. That’s silly,” Pitt said of Kutcher’s recent Twitter post, in which the Punk’d star Tweeted a shot of wife Demi Moore’s bikini-ed behind for his million or so followers to see.

However, Pitt had no problems with his fellow actor posting pictures of other women’s rear ends.

“Take pictures of other people’s wives’ butts,” Pitt instructed.

While Pitt had issues with Tweets about certain parts of the female anatomy, he had no qualms about Tweeting whilst on the can; however, he admitted that if you were going to do that, you had to be careful.

“Just be sure you don’t hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter,” he added. “Trust me, you don’t want those followers.”

Sounds like ol’ Brad’s speaking from experience there.

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On the Oscars red carpet last night, troubled tween starlet Miley Cyrus told a dapper Ryan Seacrest that she wants serial adopter, Angelina Jolie, to adopt her.

Cyrus informed Seacrest that she planned on stalking Jolie and her partner, Brad Pitt, throughout the evening “because [Jolie is] beautiful and I love her, and she can adopt me.”

Since she’s only from Tennessee, I don’t think she’d be quite foreign enough for the Jolie-Pitts. Maybe Miley would have better luck with the Lopez-Anthonys… or Jessica Simpson.

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Welt Online is reporting of more trouble in the Brangelina relationship due to Brad’s love of a beer and a good time.

Jolie was furious after Brad spent the night partying after the Berlin premiere of his new film, ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’.

After the premiere, Jolie had returned to the hotel to go to sleep, expecting Brad to follow, not long after.

Seizing the chance to party without the ball and chain, Brad hot the booze big time until 2am.

Brad’s pals claim that while he likes fatherhood, he misses his single days of partying, so he sneaks away for nights of drinking to recapture his youth.

Brad Pitt has finally come to some kind of sense and placed sperm bucket, Angelina Jolie on a baby ban. Brad has reportedly told Jolie he is done having kids for now.

For Angelina, this means no more stalking sperm clinics or shopping for babies in online catalogs.

Brad’s increased liking of a drink has been blamed on Jolie’s ridiculous baby demands, including her recent talk of more adoptions and biological kids.

It seems, Pitt has more responsibility in how he thinks the children should be raised, feeling guilty about how much time they spend in the care of nannies. For Jolie, this seems less of a concern than her chance of getting an Oscar this year.

Brad has been hitting the bottle more and more to deal with his issues at home.

I guess even if you are married to the one time ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ doesn’t matter if she is as nutty as a fruitcake.

Personally I’d just spay her and be done with it.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are really doing the whining rounds lately.

The latest to come out of Pitt’s mouth is his bitching about having to do all this extra work promoting his films that he is paid handsomely to appear in.

Pitt claims he is over the fame machine.

“This publicity machine is out of control. It’s everything we didn’t sign up for,” he says on the press tours that come with releasing a film. “There’s this whole other entity that you get sucked into. You have to go and sell your wares.”

Funny how the same guy doesn’t mind hocking photos of his kids to all the magazines then isn’t it.

And tell all the people presently out of a job how hard you have it, having to do all this extra work for your films.

Angelina Jolie’s former bodyguard, Mickey Brett, is planning a tell-all book that will bring lift the lid on her sordid affair with Brad Pitt, while he was still married to Jennifer Aniston.

This revelation comes, despite repeated attempts by the pair to deny that their affair happened while Pitt was still with Aniston.

Jolie is reportedly looking at trying to block the book, although this would appear to be unsuccessful, as Brett never signed a confidentiality agreement.

The contents are said to be explosive (aren’t they always?), with Brett knowing everything about Jolie’s life, including intimate details of her relationship with Pitt. Other details said to be in the book, include how Jolie cheated on Pitt with another woman.

Brad Pitt thinks he can do to the humble moustache what Ashton Kutcher did for the trucker cap.

The star of new film The Curious Case of Benjamin Button said that he doesn’t think mo’s get the respect they deserve, and is making a political statement by growing one.

“That’s my goal [to bring back the moustache],” Pitt, 44, said at Monday’s screening of Benjamin Button. “I don’t think ’staches are respected enough.”

Pitt added: “It’s political. It’s a political statement.”

He should come to Australia, then. Here it’s all about the ‘mo, and we even have a month on the calendar dedicated to growing them: Movember.

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Jennifer Aniston has well and truly opened up about her feelings for Angelina Jolie.

The actress, who lost ex-husband Brad Pitt to Jolie, spilled the beans to Vogue magazine.

“There was stuff printed [in Jolie's recent interview] that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening,” Aniston said. “I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss.”

After asking the journalist to switch off the recorder, Aniston shook her head in disbelief and added: “That stuff about how [Jolie] couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.”

I don’t think anyone would disagree with that — although I think I may have chosen a more colourful word than “uncool”, if it were me.

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Want to see Angelina Jolie breastfeeding? No? Yeah, me neither, but apparently plenty of people do, so W magazine slapped a shot of the Tomb Raider star feeding one of her newborn twins on the cover of their latest edition.

Not one to be outdone, I thought I’d post it here for all to see, since everyone else has been doing the same. The main draw-card probably has more to do with the fact that Brad Pitt supposedly took the photo, rather than Angie’s semi-exposed breast.

Or not.

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On Wednesday, Brad Pitt made the announcement that he would donate $100,000 in a bid to help fight California’s anti-gay marriage ballot, Proposition 8.

“Because no one has the right to deny another their life, even though they disagree with it, because everyone has the right to live the life they so desire if it doesn’t harm another and because discrimination has no place in America, my vote will be for equality and against Proposition 8,” the Troy actor said in a statement.

The Proposition 8 ballot initiative to once again put a ban on gay marriages in the state of California will go to a vote in November.

Gee… no wonder Ellen and Portia got in so fast with their nuptials!

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