Just one week after confirming divorce rumors, Bob Geldof’s 19 year old daughter, Peaches Geldof hits the surf at a five-star South American beach resort.

These shots are so staged they could be featured in Playboy, Of course, they are meant to be purely accidental, but have a look at them!

Oh yeah, and check out her tatts…

Howard Stern is not going to be on Dolly Parton’s Christmas card list this year.

The pneumatically enhanced Parton took offense with Stern’s fake recreation of Dolly’s audio book. In the Stern version, he has Dolly appear to say things such as.

“Kenny Rogers smells like boy cum.” and Linda Ronstadt being a

“really bad tub of shit”

Dolly issued the following statement:

“I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life. I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. (She has probably put some pretty disgusting things in there though.) They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this. If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it’s going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this.”

You know the funny thing is, that even though she may never say these things, she didn’t deny thinking them….;-)

Jesse Metcalfe (apparently) likes big boobs so much that he bought a set for ex girlfriend Colleen Shannon when they were dating.

Jesse thought that Colleen was the perfect woman in every way, bar one. She was not stacked enough for him. Showing total respect for her, he forked out to buy her a new set of boobs, just like the SNAG that he is.

Here comes the spin:

“Jesse is amazing in bed. I give him 10 out of 10! Jesse is all man, and when it comes to sex he’s one of the best.

“We had the most amazing sexually charged relationship. We used to play lots of naked games. He really fancied my boobs and my bum. He spent a lot of time exploring my body!”

I had heard Jesse was a bit of a bum man myself…..

Her boobs may be defying gravity, but the rest of her is really starting to show signs of wear and tear.

You know the weather is warming up when the white pointers start appearing again.

Sienna Miller proves that white pointers can survive out of the water as well as in. Sienna doesn’t mind getting her boobs out on a balcony, or having a bikini malfunction in the surf, it is all the same to her.

Here is a bloke I can relate to, it is like looking in the mirror. I just wish he hadn’t given all the bloke secrets away.

Speaking to MomLogic.com, Ryan spilled the following:

“Even when you’re about to breastfeed, we get turned on because we’re guys and we just see boobs”.

No shit Batman; I know when ever I see a boobie, I just want to chow down on it.

Further pearls from Ryan include faking ignorance about “poopy diapers” to “let you discover it”.

Yep, been there, done that.

He also admits to wearing sunglasses to check out “cute 25-year-olds who walk by”.

I got rid of the sunglasses, they can obscure the view.