Jolie Blames Aniston For Lack Of Awards

Angelina Jolie is blaming Jennifer Aniston for her lack of awards success.

Jolie was nomiated for a Golden Globe, for her role in the Changeling but failed to win and is putting the blame squarely at the feet of Aniston and her uncool comments.

Way to say that her competition for the award was crap.

Jolie is also jealous of the recent box office success of Aniston’s movie Marley & Me.

Another thing that irked her was Kate Winslet’s acceptance speech, acknowledging all the actresses in her category, but somehow forgetting to mention Jolie.

Gee, I wonder how that happened??/

If you remember, Jolie’s face was set in stone when the camera panned to her.

Poor diddums go and save a rainforest or something to make you feel better.

Naomi Campbell Free To Beat Again

Superbitch Supermodel Naomi Campbell has settled the lawsuit brought against her by her former maid.

Gaby Gibson had accused the notoriously aggressive Campbell of being a violent super bigot and hitting her when she couldn’t find a pair of the bitch’s britches.

Gibson also accused Campbell of poking fun at her broken English, by calling her a bad Romanian and stupid and yelling that she was not in the Third World anymore.

The suit also claims that Campbell showed little contrition by posing in a designer shirt that said, “Naomi hit me” on the front and “I love it” on the back.

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Mamela Anderson: “Jessica Simpson is a B*tch!”

Peta gal Mamela Anderson is so disgusted with pop tart Jessica Simpson’s stance on eating meat that the former Baywatch star has labelled the singer a “bitch” and a “whore.”

Simpson recently wore a t-shirt sporting the slogan “Real Girls Eat Meat,” a publicity stunt Pamela – a devoted vegetarian and animal lover – thinks was an “inconsiderate” choice of clothing.

An angry Anderson hit back at the country music singer on an Australian radio station earlier today, fuming: “I think [Jessica] is a bitch and whore.”

“Actually,” Anderson added, “I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.”

Ouch! Anderson, a long-time vegetarian, told the station that she was proud of not eating meat. “I think it’s healthy, good for your body and good for the environment.”

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Charlize Theron Hates Fame

Poor little bitch girl, Charlize Theron hates fame.

“I don’t know that you ever get used to it. It’s surreal, it’s uncomfortable. It’s just strange.”

“It’s strange when somebody asks you something incredibly private and they just expect you to answer. Sometimes you just want to go ‘Wow! That’s private – and I don’t even know you!’ “

She also dislikes feeling like public property and doesn’t understand why interviewers expect her to reveal private details about herself.

Honey, I think they do that to try and illicit some kind of humanity out of you, to see if there is a real ticking human heart in there somewhere. What I have seen of you, you come across as a frigid ice queen, but hey, that’s just me, I have a thing against surly shitting attitudes.

She also blasted the media for imposing too greatly on celebrities’ lives.

“Having people know shit about you. That’s strange. Photographers chasing you. That’s strange. It’s strange when somebody goes through your garbage.”

Yeah, it’s a bitch.

Katie Holmes Bullies The Hired Help

Katie Holmes is developing a major attitude towards her hired help. Katie has reportedly been bullying her household help, with sources blaming her life with Tom for having changed her from a sweet little tramp thing into a snotty nosed bitch toff.

“She treats the help like slaves,” says the insider. “At times, she just leaves everything she doesn’t wear on the floor where it drops for the maids to hang up.

“That’s so unlike the old Katie, who would never want to be any trouble or be at all aloof.” And we thought she was just a Stepford robot these days! The insider also told of an incident where Katie took a sip of Tom’s “daily smoothie” after their housekeeper prepared it for him.

“One day, the housekeep was making Tom his daily smoothie and Katie came along and sipped a couple of inches from it. Then she told the housekeeper that she’d blame her for drinking it! She was just goofing around to see the woman squirm. The poor woman was terrified because she didn’t know what she was going to say to Tom.”

Give a chick a contract and look what happens.