A very pink-and-blonde Aguilera stepped out in NYC recently, looking more like Malibu Barbie than the Dirrty singer we all know and love.

However, her new designer fluorescent threads weren’t enough to conceal the fact that her bosom seems to have grown to epic proportions overnight.

Now, I know she’s only just had a kid and all, and is probably still breast-feeding, but those suckers are HUGE! My conspiracy theory of the moment is that Aggie has used the birth of her son to have a quick boob job, in the hopes that her baby boobies will mask the secret enhancement… at least for a little while.

Who does she think she’s fooling, really? I’m just disappointed to see she’s gone so commercial so fast. There was a time, not too long ago, that she was considered a fashion icon. Not anymore.

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