Brad Pitt has finally come to some kind of sense and placed sperm bucket, Angelina Jolie on a baby ban. Brad has reportedly told Jolie he is done having kids for now.

For Angelina, this means no more stalking sperm clinics or shopping for babies in online catalogs.

Brad’s increased liking of a drink has been blamed on Jolie’s ridiculous baby demands, including her recent talk of more adoptions and biological kids.

It seems, Pitt has more responsibility in how he thinks the children should be raised, feeling guilty about how much time they spend in the care of nannies. For Jolie, this seems less of a concern than her chance of getting an Oscar this year.

Brad has been hitting the bottle more and more to deal with his issues at home.

I guess even if you are married to the one time ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ doesn’t matter if she is as nutty as a fruitcake.

Personally I’d just spay her and be done with it.

Brad Pitt was “very emotional” when it came time to welcome his newborn twins into the world, the overseeing physician, Dr. Michel Sussmann, said.

“[Angelina and Brad] were talking, they were together [throughout the labour and delivery],” Dr. Sussmann told reporters outside the Fondation Lenval Hospital in Nice, France, were actress Angelina Jolie had been waiting out the remainder of her pregnancy for the past few weeks.

“It was an epidural,” Sussmann continued, “so [Angelina] was awake and speaking and laughing. [She and Brad] were happy.”

Hollywood actor Pitt was at his partner’s side the entire time. “He was my assistant,” Sussmann joked. The Fight Club star even cut his babies’ umbilical cords.

Sussmann said: “[Brad] was perfectly calm, totally determined, very pleased to be at the birth of his children, very moved and very emotional.”

He then added that the caesarian was textbook, and that there were “absolutely no problems” with the birth.

But that doesn’t mean Ange will be allowed to leave early. The French doctor added that Jolie would remain in hospital for at least a few more days, until he has ensured that she and the babies are completely healthy.

“I don’t know [when they will leave the hospital],” Sussmann said. “[Jolie] will stay for a few days. You know, in Europe it isn’t like in the United States, where the patients go home after three days. They will stay a bit longer until everything is okay.”

The doctor added: “The babies are fine. The babies are with the mother and father and they are [all] fine.”

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Aussie Pop Princess, Kylie Minogue has said she may never marry and doubts that she will ever have children. She said:

“I think that perhaps this is not the right path for me. I never had the feeling of a conventional marriage with a terraced house in the suburbs.”

She also had a dig at celebrity mothers that continue performing while bringing up children, saying that it could damage the kids.

Talking about ageing, Kylie insists that she will be growing old gracefully, which will be a first for her.

Kylie hopes to continue her career into her 50s and 60s but said: “I won’t be wearing hotpants then.”

Personally, I never thought she would ever have kids. The fact that she was so driven to do everything possible to get back into the limelight after her cancer says a lot about her and her craving for fame. A kid would just get in the way.