Madonna Falls on Her Ass

Not only has she had to fork out over $76 million in divorce settlements to ex-husband Guy Ritchie, but ‘old Vadge was forced to battle the elements during her concert in Brazil, and had a bit of a spill onstage.

Thankfully, the moment she fell flat on her ass was caught on camera, so we all get to share in her embarrassment.

Whoever filmed that, cheers!

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Paris Says Kim’s Ass Is Gross

Ever the delightful princess, Paris Hilton just cannot help herself when it comes to bagging out anyone and everyone, no matter if they are friend or foe.

The target for Paris’ venom this time was one time bestest friend, Kim Kardashian. Speaking on a Las Vegas radio show, Paris was asked what she would prefer, Jessica Simpson’s rack of Kim Kardashian’s ass.

Answering as tactfully as she can, Paris said:

“I would not want that, that’s gross… that’s disgusting.” Then describing Kim’s ass she said.

“It’s disgusting. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”

Her irrelevance has retracted her remark, saying:

“I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!” Kim apparently accepted the apology.

Regulars here know that we have made one or two comments on the size of Kim’s ass, but we have never been as nasty as Paris has and we are not even Kim’s friends.

Thinking about this now, I have just had a brilliant idea, I’ll post about it soon.

7 Tightest Celebrity Booty

Inspired by my post on the 7 Biggest Celebrity Booty, I thought it worth doing a post on the less ample assed celebrities.

So without further ado, I present the 7 Tightest Celebrity Booty. Read more

Mena Suvari’s Booty Is Fine

Mena Suvari might not have the most ample chest, but she certainly makes up for it with a nice tight booty. Read more

Kim Kardashian Arrives For Larry King Live Show

Kim Kardashian arriving for the Larry King Live show.

Her ass arrived five minutes later.