On the Oscars red carpet last night, troubled tween starlet Miley Cyrus told a dapper Ryan Seacrest that she wants serial adopter, Angelina Jolie, to adopt her.

Cyrus informed Seacrest that she planned on stalking Jolie and her partner, Brad Pitt, throughout the evening “because [Jolie is] beautiful and I love her, and she can adopt me.”

Since she’s only from Tennessee, I don’t think she’d be quite foreign enough for the Jolie-Pitts. Maybe Miley would have better luck with the Lopez-Anthonys… or Jessica Simpson.

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I always knew that Angelina Jolie’s constant quest for more children would couldn’t possibly be healthy for her legion of obsessed fans, and now it appears my fears were correct.

Experts believe that Nadya Suleman, the 33-year-old mother of six who recently gave birth to octuplets through vitro fertilization, underwent the unnecessary final birth  – which saw her already large brood swell to fourteen – in a vain attempt at imitating the life of actress Angelina Jolie.

Jolie, who now has three biological children on top of her three adopted children, and with possibly more adoptive children on the way, is said to be a big influence on Suleman’s life, and experts fear that more young women will follow Suleman’s lead in trying to emulate the A-List actress.

Despite the claims, Suleman is adamant that her quest for more children has absolutely nothing to do with wanting to be like Jolie, even though she has styled her hair to match the Changling star’s, and has reportedly had surgery to plump her lips in Jolie’s image.

“I have never even thought of Angelina Jolie, except the last time I saw a movie,” Suleman said.

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Welt Online is reporting of more trouble in the Brangelina relationship due to Brad’s love of a beer and a good time.

Jolie was furious after Brad spent the night partying after the Berlin premiere of his new film, ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’.

After the premiere, Jolie had returned to the hotel to go to sleep, expecting Brad to follow, not long after.

Seizing the chance to party without the ball and chain, Brad hot the booze big time until 2am.

Brad’s pals claim that while he likes fatherhood, he misses his single days of partying, so he sneaks away for nights of drinking to recapture his youth.

Brad Pitt has finally come to some kind of sense and placed sperm bucket, Angelina Jolie on a baby ban. Brad has reportedly told Jolie he is done having kids for now.

For Angelina, this means no more stalking sperm clinics or shopping for babies in online catalogs.

Brad’s increased liking of a drink has been blamed on Jolie’s ridiculous baby demands, including her recent talk of more adoptions and biological kids.

It seems, Pitt has more responsibility in how he thinks the children should be raised, feeling guilty about how much time they spend in the care of nannies. For Jolie, this seems less of a concern than her chance of getting an Oscar this year.

Brad has been hitting the bottle more and more to deal with his issues at home.

I guess even if you are married to the one time ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ doesn’t matter if she is as nutty as a fruitcake.

Personally I’d just spay her and be done with it.

Angelina Jolie is blaming Jennifer Aniston for her lack of awards success.

Jolie was nomiated for a Golden Globe, for her role in the Changeling but failed to win and is putting the blame squarely at the feet of Aniston and her uncool comments.

Way to say that her competition for the award was crap.

Jolie is also jealous of the recent box office success of Aniston’s movie Marley & Me.

Another thing that irked her was Kate Winslet’s acceptance speech, acknowledging all the actresses in her category, but somehow forgetting to mention Jolie.

Gee, I wonder how that happened??/

If you remember, Jolie’s face was set in stone when the camera panned to her.

Poor diddums go and save a rainforest or something to make you feel better.

Angelina Jolie’s former bodyguard, Mickey Brett, is planning a tell-all book that will bring lift the lid on her sordid affair with Brad Pitt, while he was still married to Jennifer Aniston.

This revelation comes, despite repeated attempts by the pair to deny that their affair happened while Pitt was still with Aniston.

Jolie is reportedly looking at trying to block the book, although this would appear to be unsuccessful, as Brett never signed a confidentiality agreement.

The contents are said to be explosive (aren’t they always?), with Brett knowing everything about Jolie’s life, including intimate details of her relationship with Pitt. Other details said to be in the book, include how Jolie cheated on Pitt with another woman.

In Touch Weekly is reporting that Angelina Jolie is three months pregnant with her seventh child.

While Jolie and Pitt’s spokesman has denied the claims, the magazine is sure of its information, stating:

“An excited Angie can’t stop talking about the new baby.”

Not too sure about this one, but if true, she is certainly turning into a little battery hen now isn’t she….

Angelina Jolie had a weeping moment during a London press conference, as she spoke about her mother who passed away in January 2007.

Jolie was in London with Brad Pitt, to promote her new film, The Changeling.

During the interview, she paid tribute to her mother, telling the attending media:

“Her name was Marcheline, but we used to call her Marshmallow, as a joke, because she was just the softest, most gentle woman in the world.”

I am sure many can sympathise with her here, but you do have to remember that she is a talented actress and you would have to question the timing of the whole performance, coming so close to Jenn’s recent comments.

Jennifer Aniston has well and truly opened up about her feelings for Angelina Jolie.

The actress, who lost ex-husband Brad Pitt to Jolie, spilled the beans to Vogue magazine.

“There was stuff printed [in Jolie's recent interview] that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening,” Aniston said. “I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss.”

After asking the journalist to switch off the recorder, Aniston shook her head in disbelief and added: “That stuff about how [Jolie] couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.”

I don’t think anyone would disagree with that — although I think I may have chosen a more colourful word than “uncool”, if it were me.

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Forget the conventional areas people get tattooes… actress Angelina Jolie has found a new, ingenious way to hide the inky names of her ex-lovers… on her privates.

Yes, the Mighty Heart star has a tattoo on her bad place – and it says ‘Billy Bob’.

Tattoo artist Friday Jones, a close friend of Jolie’s, made the shocking revelation to beauty site Shecky’s, stating that Ange “demanded” to have her former husband’s name tattooed on her (again).

“I did the secret Billy Bob tattoo that you will never see,” Jones said.

“[Jolie] would come to the house all of the time, because my roommate was her best friend. She was always like, ‘Tattoo me! I’m jonesing for another one,’ or ‘I want Billy Bob’s name on me!’”

Jones added: “So I put his name down there.”

Noice! I wonder how Ange explained that one to Brad?

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