Tom Cruise Gives Spencer Pratt Marriage Advice

Tom Cruise has given marriage advice to Spencer Pratt, following his Mexican elopement last month.

Cruise told the Great Pratt that he’s made a “mistake” marrying beau Heidi Montag in an intimate, Mexican ceremony, because it wasn’t the huge wedding she’d always envisioned.

“If the girl wants the wedding, you gotta do the wedding,” Cruise said. “It’s a special occasion, and she’ll remember it forever. Spencer… dude… you’ll realise this later.”

The Pratt, however, doesn’t seem to think this will be an issue with his newly-wedded wife, and had a little message to send to Mr. Cruise: “You all know how I feel about big weddings, but if Tom Cruise says so, it must be true.”

“If Tom’s the best man, we’ll have a big wedding!” Spencer added.

Somehow I don’t think Cruise will rise to the bait, you Big Pratt!

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Hilton Tells Palin to Flaunt Her “Hot Bod”

Paris Hilton has reached out to Republican candidate Sarah Palin, telling the vice presidential hopeful that she should flaunt her “hot bod,” not hide it.

Ms. Hilton said to Harper’s Bazaar: “My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself.”

“Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?” Hilton added. “Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.”

Yeah… like it would do anyone good to listen to what Paris Hilton says. Then again, perhaps showing a bit more skin would make Palin more appealing to the younger demographic.

If she’s going to take the Parisite up on her advice, maybe she should “leak” a sex tape to the media?? It worked for Hilton, after all.

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Britney Offers Miley Advice

Train-wrecked pop tart Britney Spears has offered to give young Disney star Miley Cyrus advice on how to be a child celebrity in Hollywood, after hearing of the photo scandal Cyrus is currently embroiled in.

Last week, Cyrus said she was “embarrassed” by the Vanity Fair photo shoot, which shows the Hannah Montana star topless and covered in a strategically-placed bed sheet. Britney, who is no stranger to nude scandals (count her numerous pantiless outings over the last year), has reached out to the young singer, offering her support in getting through the pressures of a media onslaught.

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