Eva: “I’ve Had Sex in All 50 States!”

I think Eva Mendes has just become every guy’s fantasy (if she wasn’t already).

The Ghost Rider actress has admitted that she’s rather “worldly,” and has had a bunk – or two – in each of America’s 50 states.

Eva explained: “I’ve had sex in all 50 states. A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger.”

Apparently, Eva’s most magical experiences happened in Arizona and Colorado. “Maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky… whatever it was, it was really, really good,” she said.

However, her time in Alaska wasn’t so enjoyable. “I’d really like a do-over on that state,” Mendes added.

Are there any Alaskan residents out there who’d like to put their names down to change Eva’s perception of America’s most northern state?

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Madonna: “I’m 36 in Kabbalah Years”

Just like with dogs, pop star Madonna doesn’t age like your Average Joe.

She might be on the eve of her 50th birthday, but according to Madge and a handful of Kabbalah high priests, she’s only really turning 36. Neat, huh?

How exactly did these “high priests” come to that conclusion, you ask? Well, it’s simple, really: they calculated her spiritual age by channelling the energy of Madge’s aura. And she’s 36.

Sources say the Material Girl is dead serious about this Kabbalah age thing, too, and has forbidden anyone from even so much as whispering the numbers 5-0 at her celebrations tomorrow.

Guests, too, are “under strict instructions” not to come bearing any gifts, cards or cakes with the taboo number 50 on them, or they will suffer the wrath of the middle-aged singer.

Over-reaction much??

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