Spencer’s Guide To Butt Sex
May 7, 2008 by staralicious
Filed under News
What is wrong with Radar, employing Spencer (The Complete) Pratt for an advice column.
The latest tasty bit of advice from Spencer (The Complete) Pratt concerns anal sex.
“YO SPENCER! How long do you have to date someone before it’s appropriate to bring up the possibility of anal sex?”
“If you’re dating a guy, right away. If you’re dating girl, I think you’ll know pretty quick if she’s into that. If they’re not bringing it up, it’s not something on their agenda. That’s just realistic. My boxing coach Dirty Phi says, “If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it’s cool.”
I think he has been spending way too much time hanging around toilet cubicles.
Please, someone ask him a question on macroeconomics…..
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