Simon Cowell Thinks He Is Brad Pitt
July 14, 2008 by staralicious
Filed under Brad Pitt, Movie, Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell is delusional. He wants Brad Pitt to play him in a film about his life.
Who the bloody hell would pay money to see that.
Fair enough, it would be a porn film, but call me twisted if you like, but I just can’t see myself sitting through two hours of Simon Cowell pleasuring himself in front of the mirror while calling out his own name.
For some reason, Cowell thinks Pitt is a perfect representation of himself.
Says Cowell:
“I’d want Brad Pitt to play me if someone made a movie about my life. It’s believable!”
Yeah, looking at the pics above, they could be twins….
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