Screech Plays With Poo
September 27, 2006 by staralicious
Filed under News
OK, this is pretty gross.
Good old Saved By The Bell star Dustin (Screech) Diamond, who recently has been telling everyone how broke he is, has, surprise, surprise, been revealed as the star in his very own sex tape.
In the 40 minute video, he engages in a sandwich with two chicks. Now nothing unusual there.
The gross bit comes in apparently, when he gets down and dirty in a BIG way with some bodily excretions and moustache-painting, known as the “Dirty Sanchez.
Some real classy ladies you are hanging out with there Screech.
Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood’s biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he’s acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.
Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler’s Larry Flynt, Vivid’s Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.
Diamond’s manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC shitcom “The Knights of Prosperity.”
“I haven’t seen the tape,” Paul told us. “I’ve heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings.”
The sex vid’s working title is “Saved by the Smell.” [Source]
They could also call it Stink Finger.
Now I am sure the timing of this is totally coincidental, and has absolutely nothing to do with him needing some money.
[tags]dustin diamond, screech, dirty sanchez, poo[/tags]
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