Ryan Seacrest Doesn’t Pack Fudge – Yeah Right
March 25, 2008 by staralicious
Filed under Ryan Seacrest
For all you girls out there, there is a common rule to follow:
If it talks like a fudge packer, walks like a fudge packer and looks like a fudge packer, IT IS A FUDGE PACKER!
Good old, Ryan Seacrest was appearing on Larry King Live and was asked about rumours that he is gay.
“Doesn’t bother me,” he said. “I mean, whether it be that I’m 5-foot-9 and people call me ’short’ or, ‘Hey, I don’t like the color of your eyes.’ “
He says now: “It doesn’t bother me at all. I love it, I laugh at it, if somebody makes a joke — fantastic, that’s funny. ‘Saturday Night Live’? Doesn’t bother me. If you are me, or you are you, you know who you are. If you didn’t know, the jokes might bother you, but I do know, and most of the things are so far from the truth, they don’t bother me at all.”
Mate, if you don’t know who you are already, you have bigger problems then denying your inner fudgeness.
Really if you ever have to even think about who you are, i.e. ,whether you have a pencahnt for packing fudge, then you ARE A FUDGE PACKER. Stop fighting it and go out and buy a gerbil already.
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