Robbie Williams Is Not A Fudge Packer!
October 17, 2007 by staralicious
Filed under Robbie Williams
Now for something that will make Barbie Girls day, Robbie Williams claims he is not a fudge packer, (unlike Billy’s Dad) according to Suzanne Coppin, who says she had a brief fling (one nights stand?) with the Robster in August , after meeting him at LA’s Chateau Marmont hotel.
She says:
‘On the surface Robbie is sexy, charismatic, jokey and fun and I loved being with him’.
‘But he is a very troubled man and has still got a very long way to go before he banishes the demons which control his life.’
When the Robster made his move, Suzanne asked him to wear a condom.
He told her, ‘Don’t worry, I haven’t got a sex disease. Would you like to see my doctor’s note?’.
He then said, ‘I’m not gay either, despite what everyone thinks.’
Other tidbits from Suzanne include:
- Robbie fights a daily battle to stop falling back into the trap of drugs and booze.
- Fled to LA five years ago believing everyone in Britain hated him.
- Trawls websites reading hate messages about himself, further fueling his paranoia.
- Has given up on ever having children, claiming he has not had a proper girlfriend for nine years.
- Is obsessed with dieting after being dubbed “Blobby Williams”, and is addicted to calorie-free ice-cream.
Well mate, if you are trawling the Web and read this site, I just reckon you are a lurker, and whether you have a drinking problem or not, it’d be good to have a beer (Aussie style) with you.
Oh yeah, I have a fancy dress party coming up and would really love to borrow your skinless suit from your Rock DJ video clip. If you think this could be a goer, drop me a line, and I may even get you an invite, which would probably make Barbie Girl’s day… 
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