Paris Wants An Army Of Poster Kids
September 13, 2007 by Amber
Filed under Paris Hilton
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Watch out, world! Paris Hilton has been bitten by the addictive-Brangelina-adoption bug!
The flat-chested, parasite of Hollywood recently declared to a close friend that she’d very much like to adopt four blonde-haired girls to take over the Hilton name and follow in mummy’s infamous footsteps.
And to show she’s not completely self-obsessed and cold-hearted, she’s prepared to travel the world in order to find these minature Hiltonites and give four young, foreign girls a chance at a better life… although, I doubt she’ll find them in a Chinese or African orphanage, given the description she’s after.
The source explained: “Paris has been saying, ‘You don’t need a husband to have babies.’ There are babies in orphanages around the world, and she’s hoping to find four girls with blond hair and pretty eyes to whom to give the Hilton name.”
If she does actually manage to get a hold of some kids, there’s no doubt they’ll be perfect replicas of the famous-for-nothing celeb, only smaller in height and possibly with a bigger chest.
“[Paris has] been telling people, ‘I want a brood of little mini versions of me.’ I’ll raise them to be the most famous women in the world,” the source added.
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