Paris Takes Acting Lessons

Not so long ago, before your spent some time in the clink, Paris was professing using her ‘fame’ in a good way.

Prior to going to jail, she was carrying a Bible under her arm; not any more.

It seems she thinks the best way she can do this is by taking some private acting lessons.

Now if someone was to conduct a hypothetical interview with Paris, I think it would go down something like this.

Interviewer: Paris, so now you are free, I thought you would use your fame in a positive way?

Paris: Yeah, like, I was thinking of doing stuff for kids like that Mother Diana did?

Interviewer: Do you mean Mother Teresa or Princess Diana?

Paris: Aren’t they the same person?

Interviewer: Uh, no they are not Paris; one was actually married to the future King of England.

Paris: Ok, well, whatever, that’d be cool, then I’d like wear a Tiara all day and people would have to bow down to me. I am sick of being on my knees all the time.

Interviewer: OK, I think we’ll leave that one. So what kind of parts do you hope to play Paris, do you have any particular ones lined up?

Paris: I want to be like a serious actor. So I am training to play classic things like Shapeshifter.

Interviewer: Do you mean Shakespeare?

Paris: Yeah, that’s him. I love all his movies. I think he is one of the best directors in the industry today.

Interviewer: Enough said. Thanks for your time Paris.

Paris: Where’s the money?

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