Paris’ Prison Stay is Looming
June 2, 2007 by Amber
Filed under Paris Hilton
The day that Paris Hiton reports to jail, June 5th, is swiftly approaching, and the reality star is preparing herself for the big big, by making sure she looks her parisitic best for her entry.
According to a source, Paris has hired a hair and make-up team for the day, to ensure she gets all the attention on the day she leaves her partying, money and alcohol behind for a few weeks.
“The timing is to make sure she makes all the celebrity weeklies. Paris is a genius at marketing herself. She managed to turn having a sex tape to her benefit, and she’s going to do the same out of going to prison… If she can set up her entry into jail in a very grand way, the payoff will be greater,” the source said.
This lock-up is going to be far from ordinary, with Paris planning to make her entrance resembling a catwalk, with all eyes on her.
“Paris doesn’t do contrite very well. She will be glam, and Paris is the queen of the prop. Expect her hair pulled back in a ponytail, big sunglasses and maybe a Holy Bible under one arm… There might even be tears.”
A Holy Bible? Again?
If she wants to go all out, why not carry a Holy Bible, while wearing a burqa, with the star of David around her neck, and a Buddah in the other hand? That way she covers all bases… so to speak.
That would sure give her the attention she seeks, anyway.
Oh, and the last line… “there might be tears,” reminded me of a movie I watched recently – Serenity. I watch too many movies…
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