Paris Paid $138,000 For Breathing
$138,000, that’s what Parasite Hilton got paid for turning up at trendy Mayfair nightclub Mahiki on Monday night.
The Parasite was her usual reliable self, arriving two hours late, then leaving after 50 minutes ‘work’.
Worried club managers were phoning the Parasite to see where she was, and were told that she was having her hair and nails done, and she also had a catnap because she was tired after all her traveling. The club had paid the Parasite for three hours ‘work’, so they got totally gipped. Mind you, I think anyone who pays her for breathing in their vicinity needs therapy.
Her Parasiticness managed to milk nearly $200,000 for the week, with her appearance at Mahiki and another one at Crystal.
During her brief stay at Mahiki. she asked for champagne and shots, before moving onto $200 Treasure Chest cocktails.
The Parasite also spent 8 minutes of her 50 minutes at the club in the toilet, at a cost to the club of $22,000. Must have had a bad dose of the runs… Yeah, that’s it, I am sure….
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