Paris Isn’t Too Bright
September 21, 2006 by staralicious
Filed under Paris Hilton
Breaking news. Paris Hilton told Los Angeles cops that she’s a few snags shy of a barbeque.
The heir head told investigators probing the home-invasion robbery of “Girls Gone Wild” producer Joe Francis that she’s not a reliable witness.
“Like I really . . . I don’t remember. I’m not like that smart,” Hilton said in police audio tapes set to air on “Dateline NBC” on Saturday night.
LAPD Detective Steve Koman and Deputy DA Hoon Chun were asking Hilton to remember what she told Francis at a party shortly after the “Girls” mastermind was victimized on Jan. 24, 2004.
Francis passed on Paris’ information to cops, who eventually busted Darnell Riley. But when investigators pressed Hilton to recall her talk with Francis, she didn’t remember much, The Post’s David K. Li reports.
“I like forget stuff all the time,” she said. Does this mean Paris is a vacuous waste od space?
Koman, however, jumped to Paris’ defense and encouraged her to think again.
“Don’t cut yourself short,” he said in the “Dateline” tapes.
Hilton also told cops “private tapes” were stolen from her home - and that a mysterious caller wanted money for the hot goods.
“They . . . wanted money. They were tryin’ to sell it to like a newspaper or something,” said Hilton, who balked at paying - and chalked it up to advice from dear old Dad.
“So if you pay somebody, then you’re gonna be paying for the rest of your life,” Hilton said. “My dad always taught me. They’ll keep the tape anyway.”
Riley pleaded guilty to residential burglary and attempted extortion in the Francis attack. He was sentenced to more than 10 years in prison
In a pretrial hearing, prosecutors showed video that Riley himself took of the home invasion. Francis was tied up, had his pants pulled down and was taunted with a phallic sex toy. “Dateline” captured this footage but has no plans to air it.
During the attack, Francis was forced to tell the cameraman he enjoyed gay sex.
“That just is ridiculous to me,” Francis told “Dateline.” “That somebody’s gonna think the owner of ‘Girls Gone Wild’ is gay? I would have said anything with a gun to my head.” [Source]
Paris recreating a scene from the invasion.
[tags]paris hilton, dumb[/tags]
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