Paris Asks The Terminator For Pardon
May 9, 2007 by staralicious
Filed under Paris Hilton, Paul McCartney
Showing that she is completely realistic about her importance to the state of California and the greater community at large, Parasite Hilton has started a petition, directed to California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Parasite posted a message on her MySpace page, where she states, in broken English,
“My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!”
The petition asks that Hilton be pardoned from her sentence of 45 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation by driving with a suspended license.
“I urge all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice to sign this petition,” writes Hilton.
The petition, which had more than 900 signatures by Tuesday morning, urges the California actor-turned-governor to pardon Hilton because she provides “beauty and excitement to our otherwise mundane lives.”
Can this get any more ridiculous?
The Terminator hasn’t reviewed the petition but has received e-mails from constituents both for and against a gubernatorial pardon, Schwarzenegger spokesman Aaron McLear told the Associated Press Tuesday.
“We’ll treat this as we would any other case of this nature, but it would be premature for the governor to get involved until the individual has exhausted his or her judicial remedies,” McLear said.
You can have your own say by voting in the poll below.
[tags]paris, hilton, petition, terminator, governor, arnold, schwarzenegger[/tags]
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