Nicole Kidman Finally Has A Lump

Proving that you should never botox your stomach, Nicole Kidman has been defying gravity and the laws of nature by showing absolutely no sign of being pregnant.
For something like six months now, has been flat all over, but has decided to flaunt her pregnancy during an appearance the United Nations headquarters in New York yesterday. She was attending a press conference to promote the “Say No To Violence Against Women†campaign as part of her role as a UN Goodwill Ambassador.
At least this should put a stop to the rumors that she is not really pregnant and that a surrogate mother is carrying the child.
Who would believe that??
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