Madonna Buys A Strap-On Dildo
Ever the queen of controversy, pop star Madonna left a London hotel with a new pet in tow: a not-so-cleverly-concealed strap-on dildo tastefully titled, “Purple Penetrator.”
Whatever prompted the star to flash the toy off in a clear plastic bag, we’ll never know, but what we can speculate about is why she might find the need for one…
There’s a whole host of possibilities:
1. She bought it so she can have a little bit more fun with her girlfriend/s.
2. She bought it so hubby, Guy Ritchie, can have more fun with her… OR (and this is my personal fav)
3. All of the above.
Let that be a lesson to any celeb wanting to take their purple people eater out in public… we will speculate, and it won’t be pretty!
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