Kate Beckinsale Would Rather Eat Vagina
March 22, 2008 by Amber
Filed under Kate Beckinsale
In a rather bizarre interview with Moviefone, Serendipity actress Kate Beckinsale revealed that she gets more enjoyment from munching on rugs than she does chowing down on raw fish.
Kate said: “I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm.”
Yeah… what the?? Where the heck did a statement like that come from? If it’s any consolation, her publicist has no idea, either.
“My publicist has literally turned a funny colour and is going to go have a lie-down,” Kate explained. “He’s throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what’s on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, ‘What’s the matter with you?’”
What’s the matter indeed… At least it gives her male fans a very particular image of her that I’m sure they’ll take to bed tonight. Is this a new form of creative self-promotion, perhaps?
Kate added: “But I haven’t ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don’t really worry about it.”
Well, until she sees 1,000 gossip mags and web pages with the headline: “Kate Beckinsale is a Closet Rug Muncher”…
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