K-Fed Has Only 26 Years Left to Live!
September 19, 2006 by Amber
Filed under Kevin Federline
Only 26 years?!?
Does that mean that we have to put up with K-Fed’s crappy Eminem-wannabe rap for that long?!?
SAWF News has reported that Blender Magazine has estimated the number or years this limelight leech is likely to have left to live.
They say that based on Federline’s age, height, smoking habits, alleged love of alcohol, marijuana and reported body odor, he is likely to live to the ripe ‘ol age of 55. Apparently, some years have been added on, “thanks to his dancing and for not being a ’shallow mother[bleep]‘” (But I thought he WAS shallow??), while others have been lost for abandoning pregnant girlfriend, Shar Jackson.
The mag says that K-Fed can add on another 16 years if he gives up “smoking, booze and drugs.”
Yeah, like that’s ever going to happen!! I’m amazed that with his current lifestyle, he’s even been given an estimated 26 years…
[tags]kevin federline, 26 years to live[/tags]
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