Jessica’s New Man

Jessica Simpson has told Allure magazine all about her new man – her rooster pendant!!!

She revealed: “This is my c**k! This is about as raunchy as I get these days. I don’t have a c**k at the moment, so I wear one around my neck. I found this when I was antiquing.”

“I saw it and said to myself, ‘I’ve found my c**k! I’ve found my man!’”

What a CHARMING young lady Ms. Simpson is!!! Although, I didn’t know she needed a new man, now her “daddy’s” got her back…

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