Janice Wants To Bump Uglies With Angelina

Janice Dickinson fantasizes about bumping uglies with Angelina Jolie.

And bumping uglies it would really be with these two going at it.

The irrelevant model, who rose to fame in the 1970s, has a long list of celebrity conquests to her name including Sylvester Stallone and Jack Nicholson.

In a sign of attention seeking, the pig ugly one wants to make it with her ugliness Angelina.

Janice, 51, said: “She’s gorgeous. She could have my babies.”

Right, Janice, I think you need to get some advice here, unless your ugliness stems from the fact that you were born a man, there is a little bit of a biological problem with this scenario.

She added: “I’d do her in a heartbeat!”

The self-proclaimed first supermodel also recently slammed waif-like models.

She said: “Models have it so easy today. They’re getting paid five times what I did, though in actuality the era of the super-model is over. It died with Heidi Klum and Gisele.

“You no longer see any of the super, warrior like women walking around. The girls are getting smaller and smaller.”

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