Jacko’s Face Falling Apart

You know you are having a bad day when you have to use sticking plaster just to keep your face together.

Just when you thought he couldn’t get any stranger, Michael Jackson decides to go shopping with Prince, Paris and Blanket, while wearing a black scarf and with large section of his face covered in sticking plaster.

There is probably a logical explanation for this. I think that each piece of plaster is labeled so that he knows just where to put each individual face segment. So they would be labeled something like this:

1. Upper lip left side
2. Upper lip center
3. Upper left right side
4. Lower lip left side
5. Lower lip center
6. Lower lip right side
7. Chin
8. Teeth… etc

Could you imagine going out with a facial feature in the wrong spot, or worse still if you left one off. What would that look like?

Something like this:

Just goes to show what years of disastrous plastic surgery and sucking on Jesus Juice and other things that gets him in lots of trouble has done to his face.

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