George Clooney: “I Have to Move Because of Britney”
January 26, 2008 by Amber
Filed under Britney Spears, George Clooney
George Clooney’s house value just went down about three hundred thou!
The Ocean’s Thirteen actor has only recently found out that he lives a few doors down from pop reject, Britney Spears, and jokes that he’ll now have to move in order to save himself from the craziness surrounding her life.
This revelation came to him on the night of Britney’s crazy bathroom stunt, in which she took her two young children hostage in her mansion and threatened to kill herself in front of them. Clooney describes the scene he came home to that evening as “something out of Die Hard.”
Clooney explained: “I just found out about 10 days ago that I must live 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears. And I found out cause I came home at 10 at night and there’s all these helicopters over my house with these lights. I’d gone upstairs, and I came out and I’m in a robe. All of the sudden I see all this shit going on.
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“I have a guest house where my assistant sometimes is, and I think, someone has broken out of prison and like escaped, because it’s a chase scene. It’s something out of ‘Die Hard.’ I get my baseball bat, which is what you always get in every film–I actually think Clive Owen said, ‘Get a baseball bat’–and I called up my assistant, who I thought was in the guest house, and I said, ‘Are you OK?’
“And she’s like, ‘Yes.’
“And I said, ‘Look, if there’s someone in the place, say the word Stonehenge.’
“And she’s like, ‘What the fuck are you talking about? I’m in my apartment.’
“I go, ‘You’re not in the guesthouse?’ ‘No.’
“So I’m, like, ‘Well, then, what the fuck is going on?’ And I go out and I’m running around with a baseball bat in my robe.
And it turns out it’s Britney Spears’ house is like, 300 yards from mine. So now I have to move.”
The explanation itself was almost as bizarre as Spears’ latest crazy behaviour…
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