Don’t Tell Lindsay Notan What To Do
October 25, 2006 by staralicious
Filed under Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Notan recently said in an interview that she’s sick of strangers telling her how to live her life. The very white red-head says she is always being given advice but wants people to simply butt out and be concerned about their own lives instead.
She told In Style magazine, “It’s funny how people feel they know you. The other day this guy I’d never met was like, ‘Make sure you keep your s**t together.’ I was like, ‘Excuse me? You know nothing about me!’ I was flabbergasted.”
Notan says she knows exactly what she is doing with her life and already has her future all mapped out.
I guess I was wrong, what appeared to be Notan being completely out of control was obviously a well orchestrated plan, even if it does seem to be a very short term affair.
In that case, her future plan may go something like this.
- Monday:- Panty free day. Wear short skirt and get picture taking exiting car.
- Tuesday:- Nipple slip day.
- Wednesday:- Hook up with someone (anyone) as long as paps are there to capture the moment. Leak story about engagement.
- Thursday:- Have a fight with Paris Hilton.
- Friday:- Get picture taken appearing legless outside Hyde.
- Saturday:- Combined panty free and nipple slip day.
- Sunday:- Make up with Paris and spend the night painting toenails.
Feel free to add you own in the coments.
[tags]lindsay lohan, narky[/tags]
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