In news sure to rock the music industry, Puff Diddy Weasel has admitted that he used to be a bed wetter, only overcoming the affliction at six years of age.
He said: “I used to be afraid of going to sleep at sleepovers. I read books about how to stop.”
Well he was either a child prodigy, or they were bloody simple books. I can’t really see what kind of books they would have suitable for a six year old to read that would enable them to understand the psychology of pants pissing.
In further childhood revelations, Weasel recently confessed to playing with his childrens’ toys and said he would love to audition to become the first Black James Bond.
He celebrated his 37th birthday in style this weekend alongside Kanye West with more than 200 partygoers in London’s Paper club.
The multimillionaire, father to 12-year-old Justin and 8-year-old Christian is also expecting twin girls with his partner Kim Porter. [Source]
Other interesting facts that you may be interested in are what is called the “Terrible Triad”.
There are three common characteristics found present in most serial killers during there childhood. These are known as the terrible triad. There is no guarantee that if all three conditions are present, the child will for-certain, grow up to become a serial killer. But they are early warning signs to be aware of. The conditions are Bed-wetting, Fire-starting and Animal torture.
- Bed-wetting-at least 60% of serial killers were wetting the bed past the age of 12.
- Fire-starting-a large amount of serial killers have a fascination with arson, or started fires as children.
- Animal torture-many serial killers, before moving to human victims, start with small, or dead animals.
Now of course I am not suggesting in any way that Weasel is a serial killer, or that he was ever into fire starting or animal torture, although I know his music annoys the hell out of my dog; all I am saying is that it is a good thing that he got the pants pissing under control when he did, or he may not be the recording artist he is today.
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