David Hasselhoff Will Chop Your Pecker Off
November 3, 2006 by staralicious
Filed under David Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff is your normal protective father to his two daughters, 14 year old Hayley and 16 year old Taylor Ann.
Recounting to Elle magazine his converstation to his eldest daughter and her older boyfriend he said, “You’re only 16. There’s plenty of time to have sex and fall in love.”
To him, it was much simpler, “If you hurt my daughter in any way, I will take you outside and I will cut your dick off. I will have no problem spending the rest of my life in prison.”
In further enlightening details, The Hoff explains how he maintains anonymity when he ventures out in public.
David said: “I sometimes wear a Goofy hat from Disney, with the Goofy ears and stuff. But then people come up to me and say, ‘Why are you wearing that Goofy hat, Mr Hasselhoff?’” [Source]
So not only is he sprung wearing a pretty slack disguise, but he also comes across as even more of a nut for doing it.
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