Clooney Told To Ditch The Bitch
April 7, 2008 by staralicious
Filed under George Clooney

Apparently someone doesn’t think a lot of George’s latest beard girlfriend, Sarah Larson, leaving a not too nice message on George’s voice mail.
“Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you’re sorry!”
George played the message in front of Larson to Ian Parker from New Yorker magazine.
“Before you’re sorry’?” a surprised Larson parrots, before bitching about all the gossip about her and Clooney.
“They say that I’m a stripper. There’s a ton of stuff about that. I’ve never been a stripper. You know, just because I’m from Las Vegas, I must be a stripper. Because I’m a cocktail server, that means I’m an escort.”
No honey, I am sure what they really mean is you got lucky!
Clooney used his rent-a-cop chauffeur, to trace the caller’s number, which turned out to be a pre-paid cellphone. He tried to find out if the caller had paid by credit card, without success.










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