Hamish & Andy Vomit on Rollercoaster

For those of you who think seeing two guys riding a ‘coaster until they puke is funny, here’s a clip of Australian comedians Hamish and Andy on board a ‘coaster at Warner Brothers Movie World on the Gold Coast, scoffing hotdogs and milkshakes until they literally burst.

The stunt appeared on last Sunday’s Rove Live show — the same episode that had Get Smart’s Steve Carrell and Anne Hathaway live on stage, after attending the Australian premiere of their new movie.

To see more of Hamish and Andy’s bone-headed stunts on Rove Live, click here.

Paula Abdul’s Urine Stolen by Obsessed Fan

Here’s a funny story that I thought was perfect for a hectic pre-Christmas Friday afternoon…

Paula Abdul, one of the three regular judges on hit U.S. talent show, American Idol, once had a urine sample stolen by an obsessed fan! The television personality and former singer recalls the incident with humour now, though I imagine it may have left the 45-year-old more than a little uncomfortable at the time.

Paula explains: “Well, this is gross, but I was once at the gynaecologist and my doctor said, ‘We asked you to do a urine sample, so where is it?’

“I told him that I’d left it out in reception, and when he came back he said, ‘This is really embarrassing but a man who works here is your biggest fan and he stole it.’

“Needless to say he got fired. In hindsight it’s a funny story.”

I wonder whether the sample turned up on eBay at some point, or whether it still sits in the creepy guy’s place today, framed on top of a Paula Abdul mantlepiece, in between a lock of her hair and a jar of her crap? Or perhaps the hospital just asked if they could kindly have it back.

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Keith Richards Ingests Father

Yes, you read the header correct…Keith Richards now has a little piece of daddy inside of him…literally!

The aging rocker has admitted in a recent interview to “snorting his father’s ashes,” after mixing them with cocaine, and all because he “couldn’t resist!”

“The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared. It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive,” Keith said.

Ok…that is just sick and wrong in sooo many ways…I think I’m going to be sick…

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Tommy Lee: Rampant Toe-Sucker

Ok, this story is so gross that I was almost physically sick when I read it…so of course, I had to post it…

Tommy Lee has previously admitted to having a fetish for toes, and The Motley Crue drummer says he is so obsessed by feet that he quite often prowls shoe shops for a chance to see women’s toes!

Gross, I know…but it gets worse…

The rocker recently shocked onlookers at Seattle’s Feniz club, when he stopped licking a groupie’s toes, instead lavishing his tongue-attention on his male bandmates!

Feeling sick yet? I sure am…

A source recalled: “Tommy was sucking the feet of a buxom red-head while his band Supernova watched.”

“But when lead singer Lucas Rossi pulled off his shoes and socks and asked for ‘a good licking’ Tommy ditched her and started tonguing Rossi’s feet.”

He then continued with his foot-sucking antics with the rest of his bandmates, while onlookers cried out in disgust for him to stop.

That is the most foul thing I’ve heard in a long time…

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Britney Barfs On Her New Man!

Britney Spears is disgusting!!!

She was out last night with her new man, Isaac Cohen, having a gay old time…until she decided to show him what she had for breakfast…literally!!!

Yes, Britney (who DOES NOT have a problem with alcohol, by the way!) partied so hard that by the time the pair got back to her car, she felt the need to throw up all over him. Talk about how to win a guy over!!!

Obviously, it’s working for him (or perhaps it’s her money…hmmm). By the time the paps managed to take a few shots of the incident, Isaac had kindly covered up Britney’s mess with a white rag, but he wasn’t able to cover everything up!!!

The paps at X17 have some rather gross pictures of Isaac with Britney’s puke all over his fingers and jeans! Charming…just the kinda girl you want to take home to meet mum…

I wonder how her rep’s gonna explain this little incident?? I hardly think “I’m sorry, Britney was just really tired,” is gonna cut it this time around…

Edit: I’ve just found out that apparently Britne’s people are saying that Isaac has peanut butter all over his fingers…and jeans…yeah, like that’s believable!!! Britney, you need new people…

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Wacko Jacko Drag Queen!!

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Wacko Michael Jackon decided to go ‘incognito’ while out and about in St Tropez recently.

Jacko is sporting the latest in women’s fashion - skinny leg jeans, three-inch pointed stilettos, a big floppy sunhat (to protect his ‘pale’ complextion from the sun’s harmful rays), and a fluorescent orange handbag.

It really is the only way for any man in the spotlight to shop anonymously…look how easy it was for Michael!!

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Travolta’s Fantasy Comes True!!!

Ewww…..ewww…ewww…

Three other naked men frolicking with you in the water…

What more could a guy like John Travolta ask for??

My only question is WHY? Why would Martin Lawrence, William H. Macy and Tim Allen want to flap around in the water with Johnny “Bitch Tits” Travolta anyway??

Pictures courtesy of Faded Youth.

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