Lindsay Throws A Super Bowl Hissy Fit

Life’s a bitch when you can’t even sit your ass down comfortably in first class; at least that’s the way it seems to Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay threw a major hissy fit on a Delta Flight from Tampa, Florida on Saturday when told the airline had overbooked and could not seat her in first class.

Rather than being perturbed by her tantrum, passengers were said to be amused, laughing as Lohan stomped around feeling important.

In the end, Lindsay’s tantrum throwing paid off, with the ’star’ getting her seat in first class.

As is usual now, this was not the only incident of her Florida travels, with reports of another screaming match with gal-pal Sam at a Pre-Super Bowl party.

A friend of the couple says:

“They’re always breaking up. “Samantha won’t let Lindsay go, she doesn’t have a career without her.”

Yeah, and Lindsay doesn’t have much of one with Sam.

Girl seriously needs to ditch the baggage and get her life back on track. [Source]

Lindsay Lohan Talks About Split Rumors

Despite dancing around the issue of her relationship with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan has taken offense at rumors of a breakup.

The rumors surfaced after reports of the happy couple’s fist fights came to light. Since then, the pair haven’t been seen together as often, hence the split rumors.

Lindsay has decided to respond to the rumors by saying that they never broke up, claiming people don’t have to be together every second and that it is healthy to miss someone if you are in it for the long run.

A source says the pair needed to calm things down between them in order to save their relationship, with Lindsay moving into a house around the corner from Ronson.

The relationship has not gone completely cold though, with the couple going out to dinner together on January 12.

Despite some strange messages on Lindsay’s Facebook page, she is still listed as being in a relationship.

All part of the ongoing drama that is LeLohan.

Lohan And Ronson To Test Dubai’s Lesbian Laws

Lookout Dubai, Lindsay Lohan and lesbian lover really good friend, Samantha Ronson are moving in.

After spending time in Dubai while Sam was DJing at the opening of the Atlantis hotel, Lindsay fell in love with the glitz and money in Dubai and decided this is the place for her.

Apart from all the opulence and glitz, Lindsay is attracted to the fact that there isn’t much in the way of paparazzi in Dubai.

Lindsay also seems to have a thing for another famous Dubai property owner, Posh Beckham, with Lindsay recently overheard to say that she thinks she looks really hot at the moment.

I hope someone has told her that lesbians, or even those who act like lesbians are not exactly looked upon with favor in Dubai, with a female couple recently spending two months in jail for kissing on a beach.

Should make for some interesting times ahead…

Lindsay’s Dad Calls Sam A Parasite

Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michale, has launched an attack on Samantha Ronson, calling her a parasite.

Michael claims that possessive Sam would not let Lindsay spend time with her family over the holiday period, calling Sam a bad influence and a parasite.

Michael has spoken out, after accusing Sam for penning the blog post on Lindsay’s MySpace page with nasty  about the fact he fathered an illegitimate daughter 14-years-ago.

Calling Ronson a dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity, he says:

“I am 99 per cent certain that Lindsay’s blog was authored by Samantha,” he added.

Sounds about right to me.

Lindsay Lohan Sam Ronson Fist Fight

The ongoing saga of Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson’s relationship has taken a violent turn over the New Year period, with reports of violent fist fights.

Spending New Year in Miami, where Sam was DJing, the pair reportedly got into a fight on Tuesday night before ramping it up for Wednesday’s rematch.

The happy couple got into a fight at the end of Sam’s set, before taking it outside to a back alley.

A reportedly unstable Lindsay was screaming at Sam, saying that when she (Lindsay) storms off, Sam is supposed to follow her. I think someone needs her blanky…

The pair began to punch each other to the amazement of the watching crowd.

At one point Lindsay dropped to her knees, asking Sam why she was doing this to her.

Guests at the hotel, where the pair where staying complained of crashing sounds and shouts coming from their room, before hotel security were called, taking photographic evidence of the damage caused to the room, which was a complete mess.

As expected, Lindsay’s rep says that everything is fine between the pair, which may be believable, if it wasn;t for another fight they got into at Miami airport.

They started arguing in the American Airlines Admirals Club, with the bad blood continuing on the flight. As is standard now with this pair, the drama involved a lot of crying, drama and hysterics.

Poor dears…..

Sad Sack Sam Ronson

Is it a boy, is it a stick insect, no it is Sad Sack Sam Ronson cutting a forlorn figure without girlfriend Lindsay Lohan by her side as she waits alone for a flight at LA airport.

Aren’t you meant to look rosey when you are in love? More trouble in paradise perhaps?

Lindsay And Sam’s Jealous Night Out

You’d think for a couple about to get engaged that Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson would be all love and kisses, but it seems Lindsay is a little too insecure for all that.

Lindsay was out on the town in London at Chinawhite, where Ronson was DJing.

Knocking back vodka, Lindsay got pissed off with girls in the audience throwing their panties to Sam in the DJ booth and giving her their phone numbers.

Lindsay got her hangers on to move the other girls away, then crawled on all fours under the bar and nestled up to Sam on the decks and started hugging her.

All did not end there though. It seems Lindsay got some of her own back later, when she disappeared halfway through Sam’s set and was later found by Sam in their VIP booth, with another girl, who was stroking Lindsay’s arm and giggling with her. Sam instantly gave the girl the evil eye and she quickly left.

The happy couple then proceeded to make up.

“They went in for a full-on tongue sandwich, their hands all over each other. Nobody knew where to look.”

Afterwards, Sam performed a steamy lapdance for Lindsay to Katy Perry’s I Kissed A Girl. [Source]

Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Getting Engaged

Despite her denials of being a lesbian the other day, Lindsay Lohan is not helping quell the rumors at all, with the UK Mirror reporting that the couple are getting engaged in Paris tomorrow, before announcing it to the World, shortly after.

The pair are in London for Sam to do some DJing, but have planned a romantic trip to Paris to choose their rings for each other.

Apparently they are going for hip, rather than expensive.

Seriously though, if Lindsay had to go all lesbian, why not pick a chick that doesn’t look like a bloke doing a bad impersonation of a chick.

Leggy Lindsay With A Bloke

This is something you don’t see every day, Lindsay Lohan stepping out with a bloke.

Oh, wait, my mistake, it is actually Lindsay stepping out with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

Oh well, same thing.

See more pics of leggy Lindsay and Sam after the link. Read more

Samantha Ronson Suing Perez Hilton

When I first heard this, I thought, oh, oh, is this over all the gay talk? Will Staralicious be next?

No, this is over a previous defamation lawsuit Ronson filed against Perez 6 months ago.

Ronson claims that her former lawyer was crap and stuffed up the original July 2007 case (she is suing the lawyer as well).

The lawsuit claims that she was defamed by a story Perez posted claiming that the cocaine found in Lohan’s car in a May 207 crash actually belonged to Ronson.

Ronson will make her claim on Wednesday to the same judge that threw out the case in November 2007.

My advice, spend the bucks and get a better lawyer. The case won’t go to court and you can then get nice things written about you by Perez.