Seacrest Wants Eva Mendes

Ryan Seacrest has made it known – on global television – that he wants actress Eva Mendes.

The American Idol host was so busy lamenting about his lack of a love life on the latest ep of The Ellen DeGeneres Show that newlywed Ellen decided it was about time he hooked up, and announced she was going to help him snag one of Hollywood’s leading ladies.

“You’re going to wait too long and get in a rut being single,” Ellen told Seacrest, after he said he’d been too “busy” to look for love.

Ellen then held up photos of some of the world’s most famous (and currently single) women – Pamela Anderson, Britney Spears, Carrie Underwood, Eva Mendes and Jennifer Aniston – and told Seacrest he had to pick one of them.

Seacrest instantly picked Mendes, who he said was “gorgeous.”

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Ryan Seacrest: “I Was Bit By a Shark!”

Eloquent as always, American Idol host Ryan Seacrest made the shocking announcement on his KIIS-FM radio show on Monday.

The television personality was out swimming, and was about 8 feet out in water that was around 4 feet deep, when he felt something swim by. Shortly after the mysterious object passed him, he was bitten. Seacrest is sure it was a shark.

“I thought it was a stick [at first],” Seacrest told his KIIS-FM listeners.

“I was bit by a shark!

“He took a bite and he left,” he added, claiming that the “shark” left a tooth in the wound.

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Ryan Seacrest Doesn’t Pack Fudge – Yeah Right

For all you girls out there, there is a common rule to follow:

If it talks like a fudge packer, walks like a fudge packer and looks like a fudge packer, IT IS A FUDGE PACKER!

Good old, Ryan Seacrest was appearing on Larry King Live and was asked about rumours that he is gay.

“Doesn’t bother me,” he said. “I mean, whether it be that I’m 5-foot-9 and people call me ’short’ or, ‘Hey, I don’t like the color of your eyes.’ “

He says now: “It doesn’t bother me at all. I love it, I laugh at it, if somebody makes a joke — fantastic, that’s funny. ‘Saturday Night Live’? Doesn’t bother me. If you are me, or you are you, you know who you are. If you didn’t know, the jokes might bother you, but I do know, and most of the things are so far from the truth, they don’t bother me at all.”

Mate, if you don’t know who you are already, you have bigger problems then denying your inner fudgeness.

Really if you ever have to even think about who you are, i.e. ,whether you have a pencahnt for packing fudge, then you ARE A FUDGE PACKER. Stop fighting it and go out and buy a gerbil already.