Robbie Williams To Replace Dannii Minogue On X Factor

Shit, you know your career has hit the skids when you have to resort to appearing on television shows with other ‘B’ and ‘C’ list stars.

While Dannii Minogue has always boobed around the perifery of stardom, never quite reaching the heights of her more famous sister, Kylie, her appearance on the UK’s X Factor raised her profile enough to be a one time fling for that pommy Formula 1 champion!

Normally this kind of show is for reserecting has-beens to give them one last glimpes of stardom and fame before turning up their toes; very few (if any) current stars would be seen dead on a show such as this, so it is with great sadness to Mrs Staralicious that I report that Danni Minogue’s spot of the X Factor is said to be taken for 2009 by none other than Robbie Williams.

One of Simon Coward’s cronies has this to say:

“Robbie is perfect for the job and Simon is confident that he is going to get him to sign.

“Dannii has had a good couple of years on the show, but Simon wants to revamp the panel.

“Robbie’s cheeky attitude and success in the business make him the perfect candidate.”

I don’t doubt that Robbie has the personality for the show, but what a come down, although I guess it is better than his other choice of being a full-time Ufologist….

Robbie Williams To Apologise To Manager

Robbie Williams, who like others, seems to have embraced the grunge look of late, has been forced to apologize to his former manager Nigel Martin-Smith (who the hell has hyphenated names nowadays?) after Martin-Smith took legal action against the Robster over his song The 90s, in which he accused Martin-Smith of stealing money from Robbie’s old boy band Take That. Read more

Robbie Williams Likes Bum Sex

Robbie Williams sense of humour has stunned the US public. once again when Robbie announced that his favourite hobbies are “bum sex” and “heroin”.

The singer told reporters that he had been “w**king and shooting heroin” when asked about his recent activities. He later joked to TMZ: “What else have I been doing? Just being nasty and having bum sex.”

The 33-year-old’s comments were aired on US television before 10pm, with added subtitles to help viewers understand his accent.

Robbie’s friends insist he was merely joking around and that he hopes viewers were not too offended.

A source said: “Robbie didn’t realise they were going to air his comments on US TV. He was just being sarcastic and he is now worried Americans won’t understand his sense of humour.”

Knowing his sense of humour, which is pretty similar to Aussie humour, I reckon he probably was just joking. Let’s just hope it doesn’t come back to bite him on the ass.

Watch the video here.

Robbie Williams Is Not A Fudge Packer!

Now for something that will make Barbie Girls day, Robbie Williams claims he is not a fudge packer, (unlike Billy’s Dad) according to Suzanne Coppin, who says she had a brief fling (one nights stand?) with the Robster in August , after meeting him at LA’s Chateau Marmont hotel.

She says:

‘On the surface Robbie is sexy, charismatic, jokey and fun and I loved being with him’.

‘But he is a very troubled man and has still got a very long way to go before he banishes the demons which control his life.’

When the Robster made his move, Suzanne asked him to wear a condom.

He told her, ‘Don’t worry, I haven’t got a sex disease. Would you like to see my doctor’s note?’.

He then said, ‘I’m not gay either, despite what everyone thinks.’

Other tidbits from Suzanne include:

• Robbie fights a daily battle to stop falling back into the trap of drugs and booze.
• Fled to LA five years ago believing everyone in Britain hated him.
• Trawls websites reading hate messages about himself, further fueling his paranoia.
• Has given up on ever having children, claiming he has not had a proper girlfriend for nine years.
• Is obsessed with dieting after being dubbed “Blobby Williams”, and is addicted to calorie-free ice-cream.

Well mate, if you are trawling the Web and read this site, I just reckon you are a lurker, and whether you have a drinking problem or not, it’d be good to have a beer (Aussie style) with you.

Oh yeah, I have a fancy dress party coming up and would really love to borrow your skinless suit from your Rock DJ video clip. If you think this could be a goer, drop me a line, and I may even get you an invite, which would probably make Barbie Girl’s day…

Robbie Williams Tirade

Robbie has let loose a tirade on his website against a woman he calls ‘Tina’. Apparently Robbie went on a date with her, and later found out that she had a boyfriend, which kinda pissed him off going by some of the things he says, such as calling her a devious c*** and criticizing her looks.

“There are a few dating rules people adhere to out here in Hollywood. And they’re all fucking stupid. Don’t call until the next day. Then don’t get back to him for at least two days, etc. It’s all rubbish. If any of these rules are applied to me, I respond in kind by never speaking to them again.

“I trust you (Tina) less than ever now. You have completely blown any trust I had for you by being a devious cunt. If I knew my girlfriend had been on a dinner and DVD night with another man I would be livid. I’m furious thinking about it!!!!! And it happened weeks ago.”

As I left the sweaty eatery I noted her carp-like eyes dancing a merry jig. A jig that said a: He’s got my number, he may call it, and b: Look at the paparazzi swarm his car. He is wanted – I must have him. Indeed, if she had a cock it would have been standing to attention.”

“She’s amazing from the front, but from the side she looks like a shed is about to land on her on a special delivery from Kansas”.

Well I can’t say I agree with language or abuse of her no matter what the motivation.
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Robbie Williams Hits The Party Scene

Robbie Williams is out of rehab and straight back into party mode.

Robbie lasted three weeks of his four week program and checked himself out of the Arizona-based Cottonwood clinic and moved back to Los Angeles to be with his mother, Jan, who is a drink and drug counsellor.

He had promised to continue receiving therapy in Los Angeles, but rather than sticking to his words he was seen visiting Hyde night-club twice last week.

Maybe it will be better luck next time for Robbie.

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Robbie Williams Enters Rehab

British singer, Robbie Williams, has entered a rehab facility in the United States, in order to fix his drug dependency problem.

His spokesperson released a statement on his behalf yesterday.

“Robbie Williams has today been admitted into a treatment center in America for his dependency on prescription drugs,” said spokeswoman Bryony Watts. “There will be no further comment on this matter.”

With the amount of celebrities going off the rails lately, I think we might be in need of a “rehab” category pretty soon…

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Robbie’s UN-Invite

Kylie Minogue has decided to ‘politely withdraw’ her invitation for Robbie Williams to spend Christmas with her and her family – because he’s recently announced that he’s had a crush on her for 20 years!!!

She only invited Robbie because he was going to be in her home town of Melbourne for a concert, and didn’t want him to spend Christmas alone, as they have remained close friends since their 2000 duet, Kids.

A source said: “Kylie and Robbie are good friends and she hated the idea of him being alone over Christmas, when she lives so close. So she asked him to come to her family home for the day.”

And it’s not Kylie who has the problem with Robbie’s little crush…her boyfriend, Oliver Martinez is said to be ‘furious’ over Williams’ confession.

The source added: “[Kylie's] told Robbie that Olivier might feel a little awkward in his presence. So Rob has agreed to find another Shelia to spend Christmas with.”

Apparently, Robbie classes Oliver as some stiff competition for our Kylie’s heart, and reckons he doesn’t stand a chance with him in the picture.

Robbie said: “I’ve fancied Kylie ever since she was on ‘Neighbours’, but as a singer, I fancy her even more.”

“But she’s got that Olivier Martinez guy. I won’t get a look in unless she ditches him. He’s French and good-looking. Isn’t life a b*tch?” [Source]

Poor Rob! He could always ask Santa to make Oliver screw up!

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Robbie Williams Artwork

Robbie Williams has created a series of four self-portrait artworks for a new exhibition.

Robbie’s head and shoulders star in a series of black and white images, dotted with blocks of colour. The artworks will go on display at the Wales Millennium Centre in Cardiff from Monday (27NOV06) and are available for sale for an asking price of $5,310.

An exhibition spokesman says, “Robbie’s a real artist – both in his music and his pictures. We wanted to bring art into the 21st century and make it interesting for younger people. Robbie’s perfect for that.” [Source]
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Robbie Williams Fancies Kylie

Robbie Williams has had a crush on Kylie Minogue for the last 20 years.

Robbie who recorded hit single ‘Kids’ with Kylie in 2000 – admits he has been attracted to the diminutive singer ever since she starred in Australian soap ‘Neighbours’ in the 80s.

Robbie insists he would consider making a move on her if she wasn’t with her French actor boyfriend Olivier Martinez.

He said: “I fancied Kylie ever since she was on ‘Neighbours’, but as a singer, I fancy her even more.”

Robbie has also revealed he tends to be careful when getting up close and personal with his female fans, as the encounters can be a bit scary.

He said: “It’s very dangerous, kissing the public. Some bite and some smell.” [Source]
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