Heather Mills’ Naked Disuise

Here is Heather Mills in disguise when she flew in Newark Airport last week. This is the cunning disguise she wears when she is stalking Paul McCartney.

I don’t know why she bothers with a disguise; I mean, really, who recognizes her with her clothes on anyway…..

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Heather Mills: “Sir Paul Laughed At My False Leg”

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The claws are out again! Just when you thought the Mills/McCartney divorce fiasco was done and dusted, Ms. Mills comes out with another allegation against Sir Paul. According to the former model, her ex-husband and his adult daughter, Stella, laughed at her prosthetic leg… and she’s got the tape to prove it!

Heather recently told a pal that she’s “prepared to use the recording” if her ex continues to refuse to “admit responsibility for the failure of their marriage.”

How did she manage to get a tape of Paul and Stella cracking jokes about her disability? She bugged the former Beatles singer’s phone line at his Peasmarsh, East Sussex estate, of course!

Ms. Mills’ friend said of the recorded conversation: “What [Heather] says she heard Sir Paul say on the tape about her amputated leg left her incandescent with rage. She says he used an insulting slang word about disabled people. That he and Stella – her arch-enemy – had a laugh about it. Heather was – and still is – seething about it.”

The friend added that after Heather had recorded the conversation, she confronted the aging singer with the tape, to which he apologised for.

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Record Divorce Settlement For Paul & Heather

Heather Mills and Sir Paul McCartney have just settled on a record amount in their nasty divorce, which will see the “Ice Queen” receive almost £70 million, making this the largest and most expensive split in British legal history!

According to a source, if the deal goes through, Heather will get a lump sum of £15 million, and then an extra £3.5million every year until their daughter Beatrice, who’s 3, reaches her 18th birthday.

Included in the divorce documents is a clause, preventing either party from discussing the nature of their split to any media outlet, and so stopping Heather in particular from selling her story and pocketing a handsome sum.

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Heather Mills & Sir Paul McCartney Call a Truce

Who’d have thought given the nasty circumstances of their divorce that we’d see Heather Mills and ex-husband Sir Paul McCartney playing nice ever again! But it’s happened, and their ice-breaking reunion was even caught on camera!

Sir Paul and Heather got together recently to call a truce on their catty, back-stabbing behaviour, as they’ve only just realized that it might be affecting their daughter – and not in a positive way!

During their 10-minute meeting in a London bistro, Mills and McCartney decided on a settlement, which includes:

“A pledge from Paul that his lawyers will push through a divorce deal in the next year that will leave Heather happy.”

“A plan to celebrate his 65th birthday next month together at a special party with Bea.”

“A promise from Heather, 39, that she’ll ditch plans to forge a new career in America, easing Macca’s fears she might fight to take Bea with her.”

A source close to the pair said of their truce: “It’s an amazing about-turn but they’ve both looked at their behaviour and vowed to get along for Bea’s sake. They were becoming really worried that their rows and the tension between them would have an emotional effect on her.”

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Onlookers at the local bistro Sir Paul and Heather were at last week said they were shocked that the former couple were able to sit in such close proximity without a scowl in sight!

“They sat there chatting away—everyone was astonished, especially considering how bitterly they’ve fought over their divorce. When they left they were side by side and seemed very friendly,” an eyewitness said.

Part of their “happy families” appearance could be due to the fact that Heather’s just had a whopping 1 million pound payout from Paul “just to tide her over” until the divorce settlement comes through.

The source added: “Paul has promised he’ll settle the divorce by next spring and he’s given her a £1 million interim payment. That’s a huge relief for Heather who had debts to clear and was afraid that it would rumble on for years.”

I wonder how long they can keep this charade up?

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Paris Asks The Terminator For Pardon

Showing that she is completely realistic about her importance to the state of California and the greater community at large, Parasite Hilton has started a petition, directed to California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Parasite posted a message on her MySpace page, where she states, in broken English,

“My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!”

The petition asks that Hilton be pardoned from her sentence of 45 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation by driving with a suspended license.

“I urge all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice to sign this petition,” writes Hilton.

The petition, which had more than 900 signatures by Tuesday morning, urges the California actor-turned-governor to pardon Hilton because she provides “beauty and excitement to our otherwise mundane lives.”

Can this get any more ridiculous?

The Terminator hasn’t reviewed the petition but has received e-mails from constituents both for and against a gubernatorial pardon, Schwarzenegger spokesman Aaron McLear told the Associated Press Tuesday.

“We’ll treat this as we would any other case of this nature, but it would be premature for the governor to get involved until the individual has exhausted his or her judicial remedies,” McLear said.

You can have your own say by voting in the poll below.

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Sir Paul’s Snagged Himself an Heiress

He may be in the middle of a particularly nasty divorce, but that hasn’t quelled Sir Paul McCartney’s interest in the opposite sex…

In fact, the ex-Beatles singer is already on the hunt for the next Mrs. McCartney, and has so far set his sights on “good friend” and beer heiress, Sabrina Guinness.

Sabrina is the heiress to one of the most popular and well-known beers on the planet, and has had many a high-profile suitor in the past, from Mick Jagger to David Bowie, Jack Nicholson, Michael Douglas, Rod Stewart…and even the crown Prince himself, Charles!

On Wednesday night, Sir Paul was caught by the paps outside Ms. Guinness’s West London residence, waiting to pick her up for their double date with his designer daughter Stella and her husband Alasdhair Willis.

The quartet had planned on enjoying their evening at The Cow pub, but upon seeing the amount of paps waiting for them, decided to circle the area for half an hour, before Sir Paul dropped his date off at a friend’s house.

Before his date, Paul had this to say about his relationship with Ms. Guinness:

“I realise everyone wants to see me with a new bird right now and that’s very flattering. “

“I have known this lady for a while. We enjoy each other’s company. When we get together we talk about stuff like the environment and Al Gore. We have similar views.”

“I’ve had a terrible day at the office and as you probably know I’m going through a difficult divorce right now.”

“I just fancied going out for a few drinks to relax. We’re meeting up with my daughter and that’s that. It’s not really a big thing, we have known each other a long time.”

NOTE: An interesting little tid-bit is that Ms. Guinness is only around 12 years younger than Paul, and she’s already rich herself, so at least it’s an improvement over his last gold-digging spouse…

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[tags]sir, paul mccartney, new, woman, guinness, heiress, date[/tags]

Paul McCartney Gives Heather Mills £2m

Sir Lancelot McCartney has reportedly given Heather Mills a £2m down payment on their divorce deal.

The money was paid as a “goodwill gesture without prejudice”, a newspaper quoted sources as saying.

The gold digger is seeking substantially more then this, to the tune of £40m, which would work out to £10,000 a day for every day of their marriage.

This is substantially more then she used to earn in her previous career.

The sum would provide the 39-year-old with £10,000 a day.

Apparently the payment is to tide her over until the larger settlement is finalised.

Now anyone who classes £2m as a sum to tide you over has got way too much money.

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Mills-McCartney Divorce Settlement

The end is near for the Mills-McCartney bitter divorce battle!!!

According to the New York Daily News, Sir Paul will give Heather a $62 million cash and property payoff, in order to avoid a costly and embarrassing court battle.

Heather has agreed to the deal, which will see her walk away with their $8 million home in London, and their $12 million mansion in Beverly Hills, as well as a massive amount of cash.

The NYDN has worked out that with this agreed arrangement, Heather will receive nearly $2,000 for every hour of her four-year marriage!!! Not a bad little earner…

Of course, neither rep was available for comment.

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The Mills-McCartney Showdown!

In the red corner, we have Heather Mills…and in the blue corner, Sir Paul McCartney…

Seriously, this divorce of theirs is turing into one hell of a grudge match – possibly the biggest one in entertainment history!!! (Well, in my life-time, anyway!)

After Heather’s damning claims of Sir Paul’s violent outbursts, ‘the gloves are off,’ and Sir Paul is now ready to take Heather down!

A source has said: “For Paul the gloves are really off now, and he’s ready to trash her in court.”

“He refutes her lies and is is preparing to detail HER appalling behaviour. The staff have seen it all — and we reckon he’s a saint for putting up with her as long as he did.”

“Paul spent millions of pounds on her — but she never appreciated it. She became like Andy from Little Britain —‘I want that one, I want that one — wherever she went. If he turned her down she just let rip at him.”

The source (a former aide) also said that staff often witnessed fights between the pair, from screaming matches to violent furniture-throwing, from as early as September 2003, a month before baby Beatrice was born.

“It was Heather who caused all the rows by constantly nagging Paul, and they turned violent. Her face would go red with rage.”

“I have seen her slam doors in his face, and when he followed her into a room there would be crashing, banging and smashing.”

“You could hear what was happening, and it sounded like Heather was the one doing the attacking. Chairs were smashed as well as ornaments. Then the housekeeper would have to come in and clean up afterwards.”

“There was at least one of these a month and we’d all walk around with our tin hats on.”

The most vicious fight that the staff witnessed was the ‘ketchup battle’ in September 2003.

“One of the cleaners said it was like a tornado had hit the living room. Vegetarian food was all over the floor, lamps were smashed, crockery, cutlery and glasses were broken.“

“But on the wall there were the marks where a bottle of ketchup had been thrown and landed just behind where Paul usually sits. It must have just missed him. They had to get special cleaners to clear up the mess. A very expensive carpet was ruined and had to be chucked out.”

“This argument was the most talked about, but not the last. Those cleaners visited the house at least five times a year from then on after big rows between them. Paul always tried to keep his rows away from the staff, but you couldn’t fail to hear Heather screaming. We all knew it was another humdinger and to keep our heads down.”

Another huge argument witnessed by Sir Paul’s aide took place just last summer, in a car park close to their main home.

“After they pulled up in his Mercedes she leapt out of the car waving her hands at him and screaming, ‘If you wanna get rid of me, do you know how much it is gonna cost you? Do you know how much you stand to lose? I’m absolutely gonna take you to the cleaners’.”

And, it seems that’s exactly what she’s been doing since the nasty split was announced.

It doesn’t sound like Sir Paul is going to play ‘Mr Nice Guy’ for very much longer, though. I think it’s time he fought fire with fire…

[Source - News of the World]

[tags]sir paul mccartney, heather mills, bitter, divorce, abuse[/tags]

Beatle Basher

The virtuous Heather Mills is accusing her estranged husband Paul McCartney of repeated violence against her.

Court papers lodged by her lawyers in their £1billion divorce battle portray him as a ‘vindictive’ man who once tried to choke her and even attacked her while she was pregnant.

Mills claims that Sir Paul:

• Subjected her to four violent attacks, including one in which he stabbed her in the arm with a broken wine glass.
• Continued to use illegal drugs and drink excessively, despite promises made before they married.
• Hurled abuse at his wife, calling her an ‘ungrateful bitch’.
• Tried to prevent her breastfeeding, saying: ‘They are my breasts.’
• Made her cancel a crucial operation because it interfered with his holiday plans.
• Objected ‘vociferously’ when she asked to buy an antique bedpan to save her crawling to the toilet at night.
• The papers claim Sir Paul vomited on himself after a drinking session towards the end of their relationship and staggered home drunk and slurring, demanding his dinner.

OK, so the guy has some issues with breasts, drugs, and alcohol. And what bloke hasn’t vomited on himself after a drinking session, staggered home then asked his missus to cook him dinner. Sounds like a pretty normal Friday night for some blokes I know.

This is all getting pretty messy now though. And will probably get a lot worse yet with the amount of money involved. [Source]
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