Paris Hilton
Skank, Thy Name is Paris
Since breaking up with Benji Madden, Paris Hilton’s been noticibly absent from the headlines.
So how does she get back in the spotlight? She exposes herself, of course!
Check out the shots after the jump to see the Parisite latching herself onto some poor, unsuspecting (unattractive, sleazey) billionaire-type at Hugh Hefner’s latest Playboy Mansion party.
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Paris And Benji Split
Like all of her fads, it looks like the ‘I want to be a rock chick’ phase has ran its course for Paris Hilton.
Paris has apparently split with Benji Madden and is now dating a much older man.
Benji was spotted moving his gear out of Paris’ Hollywood home, with friends saying he has now seen […]
Paris Hilton Is A Waste Of Space
Paris HIlton, searching for credibility donned some white chick rock clobber in a failed attempt to look the part of a groupie mole for Benji Madden at the Wasted Space Rock Club Grand Opening in Las Vegas.
The way Paris’ flame is flickering out, she can not afford to let this one go. I wonder how […]
Paris The Puppy Killer Denied Another Pet
If you don’t know what Paris Hilton does with all the puppies she has had, you need to read this.
In light of this, it is good to see that someone is standing up to her whims and denying her more poor defenseless animals.
Paris was doing what Paris does, on her way to a photoshoot, to […]
Has Been Paris And Always Black Benji
You know it just has to be eating her up inside. She has tried all kinds of tricks to get back into the public eye, from embracing religion, to talking about marriage and babies; so far none of it is working.
You had your time Paris. It lasted longer then you it had any right to, […]
Paris & Benji’s White Wedding Plans
It’s all about weddings today!!
After the nuptials of Beyonce Knowles, and the upcoming wedding of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz comes the news that new couple Paris Hilton and Benji Madden want to tie the knot.
Parisite herself let the news slip to People on Thursday night at London’s Nobu, admitting that a wedding is in […]
Paris And Benji Back In Black
Keeping with the black theme of the previous post, here are some shots of Paris and Benji at Club Villa in Beverly Hills. As much as I think Paris should change her name to sheetsy, that black bustier does look alright…
Seeing these images from the pair of them clubbing does seem kind of strange when […]
Paris Hilton Kills Puppies Through Neglect
Somehow I missed this story previously, but it is worth reporting.
Paris has got a new puppy, bringing the total number of dogs she has acquired to 18.
So how does she care for so many dogs when she is overseas and away from home so often?
It seems she doesn’t. Her care for them seems as vacuous […]
Besotted Benji Wants To Marry Paris
See what happens when I go out for a feed and a couple of beers.
I get home to find out that Benji Madden is telling all about his undying love for the oxygen sapping machine Paris Hilton.
Telling Yo on E! on Sirius Radio, Benji said:
“We were in love before anyone even knew we were together.”
“We […]
Paris Wants to Marry Benji For The Big Bucks
Paris Hilton may not have a child yet with her Good Charlotte rocker beau, Benji Madden, but that doesn’t mean she wants to miss out on a wedding when good pal Nicole Richie and Joel Madden walk down the isle.
According to a source, the Hiltonite is desperate to have a lavish double wedding with the […]
