P Diddy Weasel Changes Name Again

Sean P Diddy Weasel Combs has done it again and changed his name, this time back to Puff Daddy.

You have probably noticed how I always pay out on his constant name changes, and there is a reason for that; it’s just bloody stupid.

He has started using Puff Daddy again, rapping:

“They call me Puff Daddy… he’s back,” the mogul raps on the remix of O’Neal McKnight’s single “Check Your Coat.” (McKnight is Combs’ former stylist.)

“Yeah you heard me right – I said Puff Daddy,” he continues. “I’m about to back on that Puff Daddy sh*t.”

His MySpace page also has:

“This is your boy Puff Daddy!!! Yes Puff Daddy.”

His reps deny that he has resorted to his old moniker. Personally, I think that anything starting with a W and ending in ker will be fine.

Someone Dumps On P Diddy’s Star

Here is the moment everyone has been waiting for, the day Sean P Diddy Weasel Combs finally got his star.

When I posted about this the other day, I asked for people to send me photos of them having taken a big steaming dump on his star. The image above is the kind of thing we want to see.

You can see that he is not real happy about it either, what with his hand nearly landing in it. I bet he is shitty with the bloke behind him that nearly pushed him in it.

P Diddy’s $4m Party

Sean P Diddy Weasel Combs is splashing out a lazy $4m on a party this Friday night to celebrate getting his name on the Hollywood Wank of Fame.

Weasel has 10 private jets on standby to fly in his pals to his $20 million mansion in Beverly Hills.

Guests will be treated to $400,000 worth of luxury French Ciroc vodka, champagne to be flown in from New York (why not France?) and 300 white lily arrangements. Guests also get to take home a $400 doggy bag, which includes Estee Lauder Unforgivable Black perfume.

Ever the poser, Weasel will change into five different outfits during the night, including a tux, a smoking jacket, a pimp suit, a top hat and tails and a pyjama combo. Gee, that just has to be the highlight of the evening…

Beckham has pre-recorded a message saying:

“Well done mate, you earned it – Enjoy!”

Please!

Other guests include Victoria Beckham, Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Pharrell Williams, Eva Longoria and Mel B and Jamie Foxx who will give a toast in Weasel’s honour.

Once Diddy has his Hollywood Walk of Fame Star, I want someone to send me a photo of them taking a dump on it and I’ll post it here.

Diddy Launching Celebrity Cab Service

In a definite sign of community spirit, Sean Puff Diddy Weasel Combs plans to launch a cab service for all the hammered celebrities, so they can go out and have a big night without having to worry about driving home.

I would have thought that celebrities going out for a night on the town would already have enough minders, bodyguards and general hangers-on that at least one of them could stay off the grog and be a designated driver for the night.

Timberlake Voted “Biggest Hollywood Ego”

Fromer ‘N Sync singer Justin Timberlake has just been voted as having the “biggest ego in Hollywood,” according to a new poll established by American magazine, Us Weekly.

Timberlake placed higher on the list than Angelina Jolie and P. Diddy “Puffy” Combs, who filled the second and third spots on the poll.

The list, which makes fun of certain celebrity’s feelings of self-importance, said that “(Timberlake) has claimed that McDonald’s shares climbed 25 per cent when he walked into their offices and changed their image,” and that is the reason he sits at numero uno.

Jolie made the number two spot because she insists on being referred to as a “great leader” by those close to her, while Diddy snuck in at number three for boasting that he is “one of the greatest entrepreneurs and entertainers the world has ever encountered.”

Geeze! Talk about high self regard! These guys have turned it into a skill!!

British actors Kate Winslet and Hugh Laurie, on the other hand, were praised for their modesty.

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Jude Law Voted Biggest “Love Rat”

Hollywood actor more famous for his troubled romances than his movies, Jude Law, has just been voted as entertainment world’s biggest love rat, in a recent poll to decide what has been “Hollywood’s Sneakiest Affair.”

The Cold Mountain actor’s scandalous fling with his children’s nanny while dating co-star Sienna Miller had him pip Billy Crudup for the title, who cruised into the # 2 spot for dumping his pregnant girlfriend for Claire Danes.

Also making the top 10 were Aussie’s Keith Urban and Russell Crowe for their alleged affairs, and rap star P-Diddy.

But where’s Olivier Martinez?? Surely he should make the list in the category of love rat??

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The Tests Confirm It: Diddy’s Coats Made From Dog Fur

The HSUS test results are in, folks…and it appears that the fur trim on the Sean John snorkel jacket is in fact ‘raccoon dog’ fur as first speculated.

Now, don’t get a raccoon dog confused with one of those little critters that scavange on your left-overs in your bin at night…a raccoon dog is an actual canine species from China, and they are gorgeous!

Diddy released a statement yesterday regarding the HSUS findings:

“I was completely unaware of the nature of this material, but as soon as we were alerted, the garments were pulled off the Macy’s floor and website.”

“I have instructed our outerwear licensee to cease the production of any garments using this material immediately. I appreciate the tireless work that the Humane Society does and would like to thank them for bringing attention to this issue.”

Diddy and his company, Sean John, are now in talks with the HSUS over their policy on fur trim. [Source]
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Puffy’s Into Dogs

This is only a rumour, but apparently, Puffy P-Diddy whatever-you-want-to-call-him, is into puppy dogs…and not in the way you would think, either!

It seems that Puffy loves the soft feeling of doggy coats so much that he wants them on his coats! Yes…according to the Humane Society of the United States, the coats sold at Macy’s under Puffy’s label, Sean John, actually have “raccoon dog” fur trimmings!

Macy’s were under the impression that the fur trim was in fact “imitation rabbit” fur, and the coats are now being tested.

What do you guys think – dog fur or just a load of cr*p? Either way…I bet you won’t be able to look at your Sean John coat the same again…and you definitely won’t be able to stroke the “fur” anymore…

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Diddy Has Sex For 28 Hours

A case of more information no one needs to know. Diddy claims to have had sex for 28 hours straight with girlfriend Kim Porter. Sting made a claim that he has Tantric sex for 7 hours, but later admitted that he was joking. Not Diddy though, what sort of a pussy only has sex for 7 hours, I think I’ll say I do it for 28. Yeah 28 hours, that sounds good.
This information from Diddy comes on his recent admission of bed wetting.

What is wrong with this guy that he feels the need to come out with these sort of details? Someone should tell him that his own hand doesn’t count.
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Diddy Used To Wet The Bed

In news sure to rock the music industry, Puff Diddy Weasel has admitted that he used to be a bed wetter, only overcoming the affliction at six years of age.
He said: “I used to be afraid of going to sleep at sleepovers. I read books about how to stop.”

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